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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #810 on: January 09, 2008, 08:51:00 PM »
Quote from: Monkey frog on January 09, 2008, 04:35:32 PM
What's the most erotic thing you've done,
with a member of your own gender?

I'd never kiss and tell.

Except they both did, so I don't feel bad saying I have indeed kissed two girls.   :laugh:  Good times.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #811 on: January 09, 2008, 08:55:47 PM »
Grump grump grump.

BOTH? :drool:

How about kiss and show?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #812 on: January 09, 2008, 08:58:34 PM »
Quote from: Monkey frog on January 09, 2008, 08:55:47 PM
Grump grump grump.

BOTH? :drool:

How about kiss and show?

I *so* would not let those photos get up on the 'net.  Actually I purged them from my comp, too.  And- not that you guys woudl mind this- but I wasn't even in the photos that do exist, I think.  I was behind the camera.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #813 on: January 09, 2008, 09:00:13 PM »
I'd mind.  :'(

So, you were just a member of
the crew, for some porno shoot?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #814 on: January 10, 2008, 09:35:14 AM »
What foods have you eaten while having sex?

How tall are you?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #815 on: January 10, 2008, 09:46:50 AM »
Quote from: Monkey frog on January 09, 2008, 09:00:13 PM
I'd mind.  :'(

So, you were just a member of
the crew, for some porno shoot?

Nah.  We were all in we-hate-men mode, and I had a camera handy (and was sort of drunk off of manhating).  It was one of those "fuck it, I'm gonna go crazy" theraputic type of deals for all of us, I think.  (Earlier that day, we had gone on a picnic and had come across a car that looked exactly like the car that belongs to one of my friends' ex, and we were really considering trashing it, or lying in wait and trashing him.  Luckly we realized it wasn't actually his car before we did anything.  :laugh: )
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #816 on: January 10, 2008, 09:47:48 AM »
Quote from: Alex179 on January 10, 2008, 09:35:14 AM
What foods have you eaten while having sex?

How tall are you?

1.  I haven't.
2.  5'2"
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #817 on: January 10, 2008, 10:03:04 AM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on January 10, 2008, 09:47:48 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on January 10, 2008, 09:35:14 AM
What foods have you eaten while having sex?

How tall are you?

1.  I haven't.
2.  5'2"
What a shame.  Is it weird that I have had a fixation on eating food and doing other things while having sex?   Seems damn weird to me that most people don't mix the two in some fashion. 

You are small enough for your boyfriend to carry around and fuck probably.   That is a good thing for him haha.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #818 on: January 10, 2008, 10:47:59 AM »
Quote from: Alex179 on January 10, 2008, 10:03:04 AM
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on January 10, 2008, 09:47:48 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on January 10, 2008, 09:35:14 AM
What foods have you eaten while having sex?

How tall are you?

1.  I haven't.
2.  5'2"
What a shame.  Is it weird that I have had a fixation on eating food and doing other things while having sex?   Seems damn weird to me that most people don't mix the two in some fashion. 

You are small enough for your boyfriend to carry around and fuck probably.   That is a good thing for him haha.

Unless the boyfriend is small too?

I don't like mixing food and sex.  I don't like the idea of someone's skin cells and sweat and other excretions getting mixed in with my food.

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #819 on: January 10, 2008, 10:50:20 AM »
I like certain foods with sex,
but mostly, it's just a distraction.

Unless I'm out to eat.  :laugh:
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #820 on: January 10, 2008, 11:38:31 AM »
Quote from: Peter on January 10, 2008, 10:47:59 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on January 10, 2008, 10:03:04 AM
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on January 10, 2008, 09:47:48 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on January 10, 2008, 09:35:14 AM
What foods have you eaten while having sex?

How tall are you?

1.  I haven't.
2.  5'2"
What a shame.  Is it weird that I have had a fixation on eating food and doing other things while having sex?   Seems damn weird to me that most people don't mix the two in some fashion. 

You are small enough for your boyfriend to carry around and fuck probably.   That is a good thing for him haha.

Unless the boyfriend is small too?

Well, it's not just height; it's weight, just as far as being able to pick someone up (literally, not the figure of speech).  Example: I have a female friend who's 5'4" and SHE can pick me up in her arms- it's actually not as hard to do as you'd think.  I've also been able to not only pick her up- again, not that impressive, she's teeny- I was also able to pick her HUSBAND up off the floor.  Granted, he's also like 5'10", but quite thin, lol.

(But no- my Current isn't short- he's over half a foot taller than me, so about average height.)
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #821 on: January 10, 2008, 11:40:29 AM »
Rather used to picking women up who are
my height (or taller). AND being able
to be picked up by them.  :laugh:
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #822 on: January 10, 2008, 08:19:52 PM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on January 10, 2008, 09:47:48 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on January 10, 2008, 09:35:14 AM
How tall are you?
5'2"

Wow, you're shorter than I am... I'm 5'4" and a half
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #823 on: January 10, 2008, 08:50:58 PM »
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Quote from: JLPMS Elle on January 10, 2008, 09:47:48 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on January 10, 2008, 09:35:14 AM
How tall are you?
5'2"

Wow, you're shorter than I am... I'm 5'4" and a half

5'2 is pretty common for girls here.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #824 on: January 10, 2008, 08:56:39 PM »
Only been with one shrimp, myself.  :laugh:
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