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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #795 on: December 18, 2007, 08:50:06 PM »
Quote from: Peter on December 18, 2007, 03:18:56 PM
To the best of your knowledge, have you ever been fucked in your sleep?  Would it appeal to you?

1.  No.  That's not something I could sleep through.   ::)
2.  No.  If I don't want to be awake while it happens, that means I don't want to do it, which means I shouldn't be doing it.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #796 on: December 19, 2007, 02:46:56 AM »
Have you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #797 on: December 19, 2007, 08:36:18 AM »
Quote from: Barrow Wight on December 19, 2007, 02:46:56 AM
Have you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?

No, I have never awoken to sex.  I think I'd be pretty damn pissed off, to say the very least.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #798 on: December 19, 2007, 12:48:39 PM »
Quote from: fkng srius on December 19, 2007, 08:36:18 AM
Quote from: Barrow Wight on December 19, 2007, 02:46:56 AM
Have you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?

No, I have never awoken to sex.  I think I'd be pretty damn pissed off, to say the very least.

 :laugh:

Seems to be a real divide there.
My mom saw it as rape, when my
dad did that. On the other hand,
I can't imagine anyone that I've
been close to being too pissed.
Only my PE would be at all likely
to grump about it, all depending on
mood.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #799 on: December 28, 2007, 10:50:37 PM »
Quote from: Hastur on December 17, 2007, 04:59:45 AM
i can't be in a mosh pit. it would kill me. the only time i went to a concert i puked. total overwhelming overstim of all possible senses!!!
I wonder if you puked on anyone.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #800 on: December 30, 2007, 06:17:44 AM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on December 19, 2007, 08:36:18 AM
Quote from: Barrow Wight on December 19, 2007, 02:46:56 AM
Have you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?

No, I have never awoken to sex.  I think I'd be pretty damn pissed off, to say the very least.

You wouldn't even like it, if it was prearranged with your significant other for an unspecified time in the future?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #801 on: December 30, 2007, 06:57:41 AM »
"Best shot"


** Hands over a shot of Absolut Vodka **

What is your age preference when "looking for a man"?

Do you like ugly, hairy, foul-mouthed, Aspergic, 37 year old Australian men.........................Hypothetically Speaking? 
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #802 on: December 30, 2007, 07:50:18 AM »
How many faults does the ability to play the harmonica make up for in a man?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #803 on: December 30, 2007, 10:51:36 AM »
Quote from: Ganesha on December 30, 2007, 06:17:44 AM
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on December 19, 2007, 08:36:18 AM
Quote from: Barrow Wight on December 19, 2007, 02:46:56 AM
Have you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?

No, I have never awoken to sex.  I think I'd be pretty damn pissed off, to say the very least.

You wouldn't even like it, if it was prearranged with your significant other for an unspecified time in the future?

If I want to sleep through sex with my SO, the SO is probably a loser in the sack but pesters me for sex anyway.  If that's the case, I'm not gonna prearrange to sleep through sex.  I'm gonna tell the moron to shut up, shape up or ship out.

Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on December 30, 2007, 06:57:41 AM
"Best shot"


** Hands over a shot of Absolut Vodka **

What is your age preference when "looking for a man"?

Do you like ugly, hairy, foul-mouthed, Aspergic, 37 year old Australian men.........................Hypothetically Speaking? 
No, but if I see an ugly, hairy, aspergic, 37 year old austrailain man, I'll be sure to send him your way.

Quote from: Peter on December 30, 2007, 07:50:18 AM
How many faults does the ability to play the harmonica make up for in a man?

It could possibly make up for the inability to play the banjo.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #804 on: December 30, 2007, 12:10:37 PM »
You can tune it all you like, it's still a banjo.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #805 on: December 30, 2007, 05:50:36 PM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on December 30, 2007, 10:51:36 AM
Quote from: Ganesha on December 30, 2007, 06:17:44 AM
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on December 19, 2007, 08:36:18 AM
Quote from: Barrow Wight on December 19, 2007, 02:46:56 AM
Have you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?

No, I have never awoken to sex.  I think I'd be pretty damn pissed off, to say the very least.

You wouldn't even like it, if it was prearranged with your significant other for an unspecified time in the future?

If I want to sleep through sex with my SO, the SO is probably a loser in the sack but pesters me for sex anyway.  If that's the case, I'm not gonna prearrange to sleep through sex.  I'm gonna tell the moron to shut up, shape up or ship out.

No not sleep through, but be awoken by?    Roused from your slumber by an virtuoso. Not a languid Incubus.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #806 on: December 30, 2007, 06:12:17 PM »
Quote from: Ganesha on December 30, 2007, 05:50:36 PM
No not sleep through, but be awoken by?    Roused from your slumber by an virtuoso. Not a languid Incubus.

No, I woudln't.

I guess I just wouldn't be a good partner for any of you somnophiles.

Too bad.  :bigcry:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #807 on: December 30, 2007, 06:27:49 PM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on December 30, 2007, 06:12:17 PM
Quote from: Ganesha on December 30, 2007, 05:50:36 PM
No not sleep through, but be awoken by?    Roused from your slumber by an virtuoso. Not a languid Incubus.

No, I woudln't.

I guess I just wouldn't be a good partner for any of you somnophiles.

Too bad.  :bigcry:

'was merely musing, not proposing.

Watch out for the Seven Dwarfs though.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #808 on: December 31, 2007, 03:43:48 AM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on December 30, 2007, 10:51:36 AM

Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on December 30, 2007, 06:57:41 AM
"Best shot"


** Hands over a shot of Absolut Vodka **

What is your age preference when "looking for a man"?

Do you like ugly, hairy, foul-mouthed, Aspergic, 37 year old Australian men.........................Hypothetically Speaking? 

No, but if I see an ugly, hairy, aspergic, 37 year old austrailain man, I'll be sure to send him your way.



Yeah I like family reunions.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #809 on: January 09, 2008, 04:35:32 PM »
What's the most erotic thing you've done,
with a member of your own gender?
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