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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #765 on: December 14, 2007, 07:05:09 AM »
And "gave her no chance?"  I have a boyfriend.  When I'm n a relationship with somone, that person is the only one who gets "chances" from me.  :P

Poor him.  :laugh:

Don't you think he would've
liked you bringing a little something
cute home to play with?

...shit, and I was christmas shopping for him, too.  That would probably have been enough of a present.   :laugh:

'Tis the PERFECT gift.

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'Specially if'n you're willing to keep the plaything
around.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #766 on: December 14, 2007, 07:05:58 AM »
Ahh....Again, you're not female so of course that test would provide an inaccurate result :)

I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
:minusevil:

Terribly tired phrase.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #767 on: December 14, 2007, 07:06:34 AM »
i'm a bisexual and i don't want to munch on carpets nor cocks.
:'(

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #768 on: December 14, 2007, 07:47:18 AM »
Like my videos?

"Do you care about me?" - a Jman-esque question

1.  I haven't watched them lately, but the ones I saw were entertaining.
2.  Why yes, yes it is a Jman-eqsue question.  Good thing you checked.  :P

Ahh....Again, you're not female so of course that test would provide an inaccurate result :)

I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
:minusevil:

Terribly tired phrase.

And a stupid one at that.  No, you're a heterosexual male who wants to be in a lesbian's body.  Well, parts of one, anyway.

(Seriously, do guys think that that's a "hot" thing to say, or something?  It's not.  It's DUMB.)
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #769 on: December 15, 2007, 01:06:56 AM »
On the other hand, I DO project myself
into females that I'm with. Just a matter
of good imagination (I guess), but it's like
I can experience what's going on, from their
perspective.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #770 on: December 15, 2007, 02:33:05 AM »
Like my videos?

"Do you care about me?" - a Jman-esque question

1.  I haven't watched them lately, but the ones I saw were entertaining.
2.  Why yes, yes it is a Jman-eqsue question.  Good thing you checked.  :P

Ahh....Again, you're not female so of course that test would provide an inaccurate result :)

I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
:minusevil:

Terribly tired phrase.

And a stupid one at that.  No, you're a heterosexual male who wants to be in a lesbian's body.  Well, parts of one, anyway.

(Seriously, do guys think that that's a "hot" thing to say, or something?  It's not.  It's DUMB.)

Most guys that say that are morons who think they can get into some "chick's" pants. Like I said morons.

Though it should be pointed out that there are some men who feel that they are not the right gender, regardless of sexual preference. Some when they change genders change preference, some do not. So the term "lesbian in a man's body", if taken totally literally does have some basis in fact. Though I doubt you'd ever have a TG/TS person using that term seriously.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #771 on: December 15, 2007, 07:36:01 AM »
Most of those morons are a lot more successful
than I am.  :laugh:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #772 on: December 15, 2007, 11:19:57 AM »
On the other hand, I DO project myself
into females that I'm with. Just a matter
of good imagination (I guess), but it's like
I can experience what's going on, from their
perspective.

So, you can have theory of mind, but only when motivated by the desire to get laid?

Most guys that say that are morons who think they can get into some "chick's" pants. Like I said morons.

Though it should be pointed out that there are some men who feel that they are not the right gender, regardless of sexual preference. Some when they change genders change preference, some do not. So the term "lesbian in a man's body", if taken totally literally does have some basis in fact. Though I doubt you'd ever have a TG/TS person using that term seriously.

True 'nuff, but I agree. the delivery would liekly be different.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #773 on: December 15, 2007, 06:41:57 PM »
On the other hand, I DO project myself
into females that I'm with. Just a matter
of good imagination (I guess), but it's like
I can experience what's going on, from their
perspective.

So, you can have theory of mind, but only when motivated by the desire to get laid?


Is THAT what it's about? NT's can actually physically
experience each others sensations?

And not so much by the desire, but during. Like dancing,
it's a state which can't be entered into by sheer will, but
requires a physical stimulus, in order to be exalted.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #774 on: December 16, 2007, 07:51:41 AM »
it's not stupid to say you're a lesbian in a man's body. i say i'm a gay guy in a woman's body all the time.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #775 on: December 16, 2007, 10:14:18 AM »
On the other hand, I DO project myself
into females that I'm with. Just a matter
of good imagination (I guess), but it's like
I can experience what's going on, from their
perspective.

So, you can have theory of mind, but only when motivated by the desire to get laid?


Is THAT what it's about? NT's can actually physically
experience each others sensations?

And not so much by the desire, but during. Like dancing,
it's a state which can't be entered into by sheer will, but
requires a physical stimulus, in order to be exalted.

Yes, Cal.  NT's are all actually empaths.  They can also shoot lasers out of their eyes, fly by thinking wonderful, lovely thoughts, teleport by clicking their heels together three times and saying "There's no place like a mosh pit, oh how I love mosh pits, I love crowds," three times, AND NT men are all confident, charismatic, and none of them ever go over a year past their age of consent before losing their virginity.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #776 on: December 16, 2007, 10:15:59 AM »
i'm a bisexual and i don't want to munch on carpets nor cocks.
:'(

don't cry lamb. :-*
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #777 on: December 16, 2007, 10:17:12 AM »
A person is a whole person. Don't separate.
Of course, this is from someone who is
unable to make even simple individuation
sensible (not that that's unusual, I've not
seen a good theory yet, outside of that there
is merely a gestalt).



don't cry lamb. :-*

Bah.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #778 on: December 16, 2007, 06:45:27 PM »
Yes, Cal.  NT's are all actually empaths.  They can also shoot lasers out of their eyes, fly by thinking wonderful, lovely thoughts, teleport by clicking their heels together three times and saying "There's no place like a mosh pit, oh how I love mosh pits, I love crowds," three times, AND NT men are all confident, charismatic, and none of them ever go over a year past their age of consent before losing their virginity.

Uh no. That's not right :P

First you can only fly by happy thoughts if first you are dusted with fairy dust :P
And anyone can teleport using those damnable Ruby slippers.

The lasers is right though. Damned lasers. It's why we all avoid eye contact you see.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #779 on: December 17, 2007, 01:38:00 AM »


Yes, Cal.  NT's are all actually empaths.  They can also shoot lasers out of their eyes, fly by thinking wonderful, lovely thoughts, teleport by clicking their heels together three times and saying "There's no place like a mosh pit, oh how I love mosh pits, I love crowds," three times, AND NT men are all confident, charismatic, and none of them ever go over a year past their age of consent before losing their virginity.

I wanna be cured then. :laugh: