Interrogate PMS Elle!

[Callaway]

No one expects the Spanish inquisition.

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/88881/Monty_Python_Spanish_Inquisition.html

I hope that if it was a gradual thing, then it is what both of you want.

 

[McGiver]

are you afraid that you will never find anybody else?

that you are compatible with?

[El]

No one expects the Spanish inquisition.

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/88881/Monty_Python_Spanish_Inquisition.html

I hope that if it was a gradual thing, then it is what both of you want.

 

Eh.  I can't speak for him, but it's what I want.

are you afraid that you will never find anybody else?

that you are compatible with?

   If I enter a relationship with someone, I'm assume I'll conisder myself compatable with them at that time.  Relationships don't exist in a vaccuum, though, nor do the people in them.  People change, situations change, and compatibility changes.  neither relationships nor the people who are in them are eternal.  If you're wondering if I think I'll ever find that perfect special someone to spend the rest of my life with, refer back to my comment that I'm only 21.  If it happens, it happens, but I'll be a bit surprised if it happens any time soon, though of course seeing as I won't live forever there will be that certain specail someone after whom there is nobody else by default (it doesn't count if a necro gets it on with my corpse).

Does this answer your question yet? 

[McGiver]

yes, thank you.

i wasn't digging to satisfy my curiosity, though.  it was for you.
i am satisfied.

[GalileoAce]

Relationships don't exist in a vaccuum, though, nor do the people in them.

One would hope not, otherwise they'd suffocate!

If you're wondering if I think I'll ever find that perfect special someone to spend the rest of my life with, refer back to my comment that I'm only 21.  If it happens, it happens, but I'll be a bit surprised if it happens any time soon.

I'm only 24, and I found my perfect special someone on the second "try", so I wouldn't rule anything out

[Peter]

Relationships don't exist in a vaccuum, though, nor do the people in them.

One would hope not, otherwise they'd suffocate!

But the bodies would stay fresh.

[The_P]

I can see why necrophilia works;
less chat, less hassle, more concerned with my needs than hers.

[Calandale]

And in case that was too subtle, I'll say outright:  Of course not!  I'm only 21 years old!!!  Unless I get hit by a truck or something, the odds against my never being in a relationship again are kind of astronomical.

would you LIKE to be hit by a truck?

[Calandale]

2.  It's cold and dark and I don't know where I am.

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

AH! I've been wondering where grue's where from.
Thank you.

[Calandale]

I can see why necrophilia works;
less chat, less hassle, more concerned with my needs than hers.

You are no true necrophile then.
I pleasure the dead.

[El]

yes, thank you.

i wasn't digging to satisfy my curiosity, though.  it was for you.
i am satisfied.

Thanks for your concern, but I'm not worried.

And in case that was too subtle, I'll say outright:  Of course not!  I'm only 21 years old!!!  Unless I get hit by a truck or something, the odds against my never being in a relationship again are kind of astronomical.

would you LIKE to be hit by a truck?

No.  It would be much funnier to be hit by an ambulance.

[El]

I can see why necrophilia works;
less chat, less hassle, more concerned with my needs than hers.

You are no true necrophile then.
I pleasure the dead.

How?  By waiting till it's done to ressurect them? 

[Calandale]

I can see why necrophilia works;
less chat, less hassle, more concerned with my needs than hers.

You are no true necrophile then.
I pleasure the dead.

How?  By waiting till it's done to ressurect them? 

No. I play with myself.

[The_P]

I can see why necrophilia works;
less chat, less hassle, more concerned with my needs than hers.

You are no true necrophile then.
I pleasure the dead.

I give misery to the living.
Just ask my wife.

A fine fit though.

[El]

I can see why necrophilia works;
less chat, less hassle, more concerned with my needs than hers.

You are no true necrophile then.
I pleasure the dead.

How?  By waiting till it's done to ressurect them? 

No. I play with myself.

Are you in contact with poltergheist voyers?