A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: McJagger on June 09, 2007, 09:01:14 AMall at the same time?a tall order, isn't it?Well, maybe it would be difficult for most women, but I'm special.
all at the same time?a tall order, isn't it?
Quote from: RobertN on June 09, 2007, 08:24:33 AMPMS Elle, I'm not angry at you or anything, but I just wanted to check that that post you did in my ask away thread about you having erotic dreams about me - I'm assuming it was an April fool's joke, but just wanted to make sure.:p Yes, it was a joke- I posted the same exact thing in at least a page's worth of people's Ask Away threads, all at the same time.
PMS Elle, I'm not angry at you or anything, but I just wanted to check that that post you did in my ask away thread about you having erotic dreams about me - I'm assuming it was an April fool's joke, but just wanted to make sure.
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 09, 2007, 09:04:17 AMQuote from: McJagger on June 09, 2007, 09:01:14 AMall at the same time?a tall order, isn't it?Well, maybe it would be difficult for most women, but I'm special. a genuine multitasker!
Excellent at multitaskingReferences: So many members of intensitysquared, it's a little embarassing.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
How come I've never gotten one?I feel left out.
Quote from: calandale on June 09, 2007, 11:57:44 AMHow come I've never gotten one?I feel left out. You weren't here yet.
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 09, 2007, 08:07:36 PMQuote from: calandale on June 09, 2007, 11:57:44 AMHow come I've never gotten one?I feel left out. You weren't here yet.I think that it's actually because you reallyDO have fantasies about me.
I KNEW IT!She's even saying we should be in bed together.
Quote from: calandale on June 09, 2007, 08:33:11 PMI KNEW IT!She's even saying we should be in bed together.Yes, I'm absolutely head over heels, but I think that you and Lucifer are a better macth, and so I will do the noble thing and let you two be happy together.
No, no. There's plenty of me to share. It'snot like I'd put any effort in anyhow. The onlyproblem is that she'd insist on putting my eyesout with a needle, but that seems like a minor hitch.
But imagine the possiblities,Lucifer, the Antichrist, and the wyrm. All we'd need is Satan.
Quote from: calandale on June 11, 2007, 03:13:17 PMBut imagine the possiblities,Lucifer, the Antichrist, and the wyrm. All we'd need is Satan.I think we should recruit Calandale, actually. A non-fallen angel, just for balance.