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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #465 on: June 09, 2007, 09:07:25 AM »
all at the same time?

a tall order, isn't it?
Well, maybe it would be difficult for most women, but I'm special.
a genuine multitasker!
Misunderstood.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #466 on: June 09, 2007, 09:31:53 AM »
PMS Elle, I'm not angry at you or anything, but I just wanted to check that that post you did in my ask away thread about you having erotic dreams about me - I'm assuming it was an April fool's joke, but just wanted to make sure.

:p  Yes, it was a joke- I posted the same exact thing in at least a page's worth of people's Ask Away threads, all at the same time.

Don't worry about it! :) I was just looking through my thread today and noticed it for the first time. I was a bit shocked :o LOL until I checked the date it was posted on. :clap:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #467 on: June 09, 2007, 10:34:46 AM »
all at the same time?

a tall order, isn't it?
Well, maybe it would be difficult for most women, but I'm special.
a genuine multitasker!

Quote from: Excerpt from PMS Elle's Resume
Excellent at multitasking
References:  So many members of intensitysquared, it's a little embarassing.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #468 on: June 09, 2007, 10:48:02 AM »
PMS Elle, I'm not angry at you or anything, but I just wanted to check that that post you did in my ask away thread about you having erotic dreams about me - I'm assuming it was an April fool's joke, but just wanted to make sure.

:LMAO:

You should have seen some of the April Fool's Day / INTENSITY²'s Birthday pranks that I did.  I changed several guy's profiles from male to female, and very few of the pranked people even noticed.  I switched Kevv's post count and karma.  I actually changed several people's karma to ridiculous numbers, and they noticed that.  I changed a few avatars too.  I did not prank you, because I thought that you might not take it as a joke.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #469 on: June 09, 2007, 11:57:44 AM »
PMS Elle, I'm not angry at you or anything, but I just wanted to check that that post you did in my ask away thread about you having erotic dreams about me - I'm assuming it was an April fool's joke, but just wanted to make sure.

:p  Yes, it was a joke- I posted the same exact thing in at least a page's worth of people's Ask Away threads, all at the same time.

How come I've never gotten one?
I feel left out.  :'(

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #470 on: June 09, 2007, 08:07:36 PM »
How come I've never gotten one?
I feel left out.  :'(

You weren't here yet.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #471 on: June 09, 2007, 08:08:58 PM »
How come I've never gotten one?
I feel left out.  :'(

You weren't here yet.

I think that it's actually because you really
DO have fantasies about me.   :laugh:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #472 on: June 09, 2007, 08:29:52 PM »
How come I've never gotten one?
I feel left out.  :'(

You weren't here yet.

I think that it's actually because you really
DO have fantasies about me.   :laugh:
Oh yeah, baby.  I totally want to pluck the bird.  It would be really tweet.

Okkaaaaayyyy.  Time for bed, Elle.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #473 on: June 09, 2007, 08:33:11 PM »
I KNEW IT!

She's even saying we should be in bed together.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #474 on: June 10, 2007, 06:54:12 AM »
I KNEW IT!

She's even saying we should be in bed together.
Yes, I'm absolutely head over heels, but I think that you and Lucifer are a better macth, and so I will do the noble thing and let you two be happy together.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #475 on: June 10, 2007, 01:47:31 PM »
I KNEW IT!

She's even saying we should be in bed together.
Yes, I'm absolutely head over heels, but I think that you and Lucifer are a better macth, and so I will do the noble thing and let you two be happy together.

No, no. There's plenty of me to share. It's
not like I'd put any effort in anyhow. The only
problem is that she'd insist on putting my eyes
out with a needle, but that seems like a minor
hitch.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #476 on: June 11, 2007, 01:23:28 PM »
No, no. There's plenty of me to share. It's
not like I'd put any effort in anyhow. The only
problem is that she'd insist on putting my eyes
out with a needle, but that seems like a minor
hitch.

Quit needling me.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #477 on: June 11, 2007, 03:13:17 PM »
But imagine the possiblities,
Lucifer, the Antichrist, and the
wyrm. All we'd need is Satan.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #478 on: June 11, 2007, 03:14:12 PM »
But imagine the possiblities,
Lucifer, the Antichrist, and the
wyrm. All we'd need is Satan.

I think we should recruit callaway, actually.  A non-fallen angel, just for balance.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2007, 03:16:33 PM by Interrupted, Girl »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #479 on: June 11, 2007, 03:15:34 PM »
But imagine the possiblities,
Lucifer, the Antichrist, and the
wyrm. All we'd need is Satan.

I think we should recruit Calandale, actually.  A non-fallen angel, just for balance.

Don't count on that assessment. Though, I object to the idea of fallen,
and rather consider it ascention.