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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #450 on: May 29, 2007, 05:30:32 PM »
How often do you and the Thagomizer "celebrate life"?

I'm not sure, but I think we celebrate life almost every time we have sex.

So, you don't know how often you have sex with thag?

I'm not sure how often it would be classified as a celebration of life.  It sure as hell can't start one. :P
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #451 on: May 29, 2007, 06:16:23 PM »
How often do you and the Thagomizer "celebrate life"?

I'm not sure, but I think we celebrate life almost every time we have sex.

So, you don't know how often you have sex with thag?

I'm not sure how often it would be classified as a celebration of life.  It sure as hell can't start one. :P

You never know. Put some secretions out in the warm sun,
and anything could grow.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #452 on: May 29, 2007, 06:20:59 PM »
ANYTHING?  So it could sprout me a new full-grown personal dessert cook?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #453 on: May 29, 2007, 06:22:45 PM »
ANYTHING?  So it could sprout me a new full-grown personal dessert cook?

Possible. If you're as insane as I am.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #454 on: May 29, 2007, 06:33:08 PM »
Hmm.... there IS an upside to insanity in the culinary department.  If I could simple hallucinate jars of frosting and eat them, I wouldn't gain weight.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #455 on: May 29, 2007, 06:35:59 PM »
Hmm.... there IS an upside to insanity in the culinary department.  If I could simple hallucinate jars of frosting and eat them, I wouldn't gain weight.

Depends on your level of belief.
One of the indicators that what
I think is correct is that thinking
about exercise is effective.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #456 on: May 30, 2007, 06:48:38 AM »
Hmm.... there IS an upside to insanity in the culinary department.  If I could simple hallucinate jars of frosting and eat them, I wouldn't gain weight.

Depends on your level of belief.
One of the indicators that what
I think is correct is that thinking
about exercise is effective.
* PMS Elle thinks very hard about winning the lottery.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #457 on: May 30, 2007, 08:54:53 AM »
Hmm.... there IS an upside to insanity in the culinary department.  If I could simple hallucinate jars of frosting and eat them, I wouldn't gain weight.

Depends on your level of belief.
One of the indicators that what
I think is correct is that thinking
about exercise is effective.
* PMS Elle thinks very hard about winning the lottery.

Bingo! Though I might just stoop to actually buying a ticket,
but that would make it so much less impressive.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #458 on: May 30, 2007, 08:51:27 PM »
So have you looked at your career options yet?? What kind of work are you qualified to do??

I have a friend who's a Psyc Professor at UCLA, but I doubt you want to re-locate to the west coast.  :-\

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #459 on: May 31, 2007, 06:14:15 AM »
So have you looked at your career options yet?? What kind of work are you qualified to do??

I have a friend who's a Psyc Professor at UCLA, but I doubt you want to re-locate to the west coast.  :-\

Yes; post on that to follow, but can't be arsed to explain right now.  :)
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #460 on: June 02, 2007, 09:00:22 AM »
So have you looked at your career options yet?? What kind of work are you qualified to do??

I have a friend who's a Psyc Professor at UCLA, but I doubt you want to re-locate to the west coast.  :-\

I have now posted the answer to that question in its own thread:  http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=3932.0

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #461 on: June 09, 2007, 08:24:33 AM »
PMS Elle, I'm not angry at you or anything, but I just wanted to check that that post you did in my ask away thread about you having erotic dreams about me - I'm assuming it was an April fool's joke, but just wanted to make sure.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #462 on: June 09, 2007, 08:59:53 AM »
PMS Elle, I'm not angry at you or anything, but I just wanted to check that that post you did in my ask away thread about you having erotic dreams about me - I'm assuming it was an April fool's joke, but just wanted to make sure.

:p  Yes, it was a joke- I posted the same exact thing in at least a page's worth of people's Ask Away threads, all at the same time.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #463 on: June 09, 2007, 09:01:14 AM »
all at the same time?

a tall order, isn't it?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #464 on: June 09, 2007, 09:04:17 AM »
all at the same time?

a tall order, isn't it?
Well, maybe it would be difficult for most women, but I'm special.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.