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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #150 on: June 16, 2006, 02:49:22 PM »
Are you glad that your bf has a small cock?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #151 on: June 17, 2006, 04:06:11 PM »
Are you glad that your bf has a small cock?

What information are you basing the assumption behind this question on?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #152 on: June 17, 2006, 04:06:35 PM »
Are you allergic to anything?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #153 on: June 17, 2006, 04:33:33 PM »
Are you glad that your bf has a small cock?

What information are you basing the assumption behind this question on?

It's based on an earlier post that you modified, in which you stated that your vagina is still fairly small, but that your bf fits ok.  You also talked about giant porn cocks splitting you in two.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #154 on: June 17, 2006, 08:49:35 PM »
Fluorescent, I have mild hay fever and seem to have occasional cat allergies but otherwise, no.

Are you glad that your bf has a small cock?

What information are you basing the assumption behind this question on?

It's based on an earlier post that you modified, in which you stated that your vagina is still fairly small, but that your bf fits ok.? You also talked about giant porn cocks splitting you in two.

By small I mean that it bottoms out instead of leading to a cervix (or are most vaginas just barely large enough to accomadate what goes into them?? I do admit I've not compared or measured.? Maybe you mean the fact that it USED to be tiny?) and by giant porn cocks splitting me in two I'm talking about guys who pump their dicks to be cartoonishly gigantic, which would be painful for "regular" women but probably would actually injure me.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2006, 08:52:35 PM by PMS Elle »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #155 on: June 17, 2006, 09:11:48 PM »
By small I mean that it bottoms out instead of leading to a cervix (or are most vaginas just barely large enough to accomadate what goes into them?  I do admit I've not compared or measured.  Maybe you mean the fact that it USED to be tiny?) and by giant porn cocks splitting me in two I'm talking about guys who pump their dicks to be cartoonishly gigantic, which would be painful for "regular" women but probably would actually injure me.

Yeah, I know the giant porn cocks you meant; the ones that you could beat a small child to death with.  I was just making conversation really; I knew you'd expanded stuff and that your bf wasn't going to be that small, but it did seem likely that he'd be a bit on the small side still.

Do you have an upper reproductive tract at all?  Is there a cervix burried somewhere that's just not connected up to the vagina?.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #156 on: June 18, 2006, 03:33:20 AM »
Oh all knowing PMS Elle, what should go on a pizza?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #157 on: June 18, 2006, 08:21:29 AM »
By small I mean that it bottoms out instead of leading to a cervix (or are most vaginas just barely large enough to accomadate what goes into them?  I do admit I've not compared or measured.  Maybe you mean the fact that it USED to be tiny?) and by giant porn cocks splitting me in two I'm talking about guys who pump their dicks to be cartoonishly gigantic, which would be painful for "regular" women but probably would actually injure me.

Yeah, I know the giant porn cocks you meant; the ones that you could beat a small child to death with.  I was just making conversation really; I knew you'd expanded stuff and that your bf wasn't going to be that small, but it did seem likely that he'd be a bit on the small side still.

Do you have an upper reproductive tract at all?  Is there a cervix burried somewhere that's just not connected up to the vagina?.


Nope.  No cervix, no uterus.  I do have ovaries, which is good, as it gives me the estrogen that regular women get from cycles.  I also get PMS (or "can") but can never be totally sure when barring buying a kit to see if I'm ovulating.

Odd thing is my mom had to have a hysterectomy awhile back so we now each have exactly the same amount and types of organs.

Oh all knowing PMS Elle, what should go on a pizza?

I don't eat pizza that often because it's so hi-cal, but I usually just like cheese ones.  Frozen pizzas are good.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #158 on: June 18, 2006, 07:42:01 PM »
Was there a time when you were not a bitch?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #159 on: June 19, 2006, 05:04:47 PM »
Was there a time when you were not a bitch?

Apparently not; my stepfather started calling me one by third grade or earlier if I remember right.  Definitely before fourth grade.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #160 on: June 19, 2006, 05:31:30 PM »
Free shot, do you want to bitch slap me?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #161 on: June 20, 2006, 05:14:20 AM »
Free shot, do you want to bitch slap me?

No, just maybe unplug your keyboard or something.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #162 on: June 20, 2006, 05:21:56 AM »
Oooh you are smart.  God damn Bitch!!!!!! 

What does unplugging my keyboard have to do with you know what?  Its a metaphore isn't it?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #163 on: June 20, 2006, 08:04:30 AM »
What's the weirdest inanimate object that you've spoken to?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #164 on: June 20, 2006, 01:37:53 PM »
Do you wish the guys here would post more semi-n00dz?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?