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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #105 on: May 31, 2006, 02:59:17 PM »
i thought it would be more like:

officer, "do you know why i pulled you over?"

PMS Elle, "Let me ask you a question, instead."

I'm goofy, psychotic, and bitchy, but there has not been a moment in my life where I actually wanted to die by having the shit beat out of me by an angry cop.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #106 on: May 31, 2006, 03:03:06 PM »
being a WHITE female, the chance of you getting beaten by a cop is slim.
i am a WHITE male, and although there is more liklihood of me being beaten by a cop then you, it is still rare.

and yes police brutality is a problem>>>
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #107 on: May 31, 2006, 03:07:31 PM »
being a WHITE female, the chance of you getting beaten by a cop is slim.
i am a WHITE male, and although there is more liklihood of me being beaten by a cop then you, it is still rare.

and yes police brutality is a problem>>>

I've been screamed at and asked if I was fucking retarded by a cop before, though.  his car had blown a tire- literally, there were tire bits on the road- and I was, if I remember right, in the middle of three lanes.  The car blocked the left.  He crossed to the right, so I thoght he would be staying out of the middle lane and went forward (slowly, and there were oodles of cars behind me).  He ran across the road and hit my car like he probably wanted to smack me and started yelling, then said I was lucky he didn't give me a ticket.  He was probably more lucky I didn't get hid badge number, as I actually didn't do anything illegal or even really wrong.

Except maybe not having bigger boobs and a more revealving outfit.  If I had maybe he would have been nicer.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #108 on: May 31, 2006, 03:22:44 PM »
your a Masshole, right?

have you read the article submitted by Bee Bee here:

http://www.thewronged.org/index.php

what are your thoughts?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #109 on: May 31, 2006, 03:28:11 PM »
your a Masshole, right?

have you read the article submitted by Bee Bee here:

http://www.thewronged.org/index.php

what are your thoughts?

I am not on, nor do I plan to be on, the wronged.

As to the article, I'm not always against aversion therapy.   I'd have to know how and why it was being used before I made a judgement.  I do knwo that people lie about how they use it, as I once lived with people  in a group home who said they would only use corproal punishment in extreme cases, but would in fact use it on children who didn't finsh eating all their food.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #110 on: May 31, 2006, 04:10:57 PM »
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I am not on, nor do I plan to be on, the wronged.

should i even ask?

would you like to debate it?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #111 on: May 31, 2006, 05:23:15 PM »
should i even ask?

would you like to debate it?

No, and no, I don't really want to go on there.? I'm on enough web sites I'm obsessing about as it is.? I may someday change my mind but right now I just have no desire to and don't really want to be persuaded.? If you noticed I'm also avoiding that forum.

EDIT:  I have nothing really against it as a concept.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #112 on: May 31, 2006, 10:30:19 PM »
what is the happiest moment that you have had in your life thus far?


if you could have one wish become reality what would make you the happiest then?
please explain why?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #113 on: June 01, 2006, 01:37:55 PM »
what is the happiest moment that you have had in your life thus far?


if you could have one wish become reality what would make you the happiest then?
please explain why?

Hmm... probably finding out that I got accepted for the research grant that has now added over a thousand dollars to my bank account (with two thousand more to come over the summer).? I was so happy I almost cried.

If I could have any one wish?? Hmm, I'd wish for the ability to go travel through time, and use that to make money for myself, and to find out if I had any diseases that I could prevent myself from having or catch early and treat, if I died in some horrible accident, etc.? I could potentially also travel back in time and stop wondering about religious stuff that can't really be disconfirmed and see for myself what's what.

What would make me happy then?? Probably, I'd feel more secure most of the time, I guess.

I thought that I might add something noteworthy here- while I was typing that last sentence my empy glass moved maybe two inches toward me, on its own.? There's not a breeze in here or anything.? Just so you know.? that happens ever so often.? Either my house/surfaces in the house aren't level (more than one surface does this, there have been at least three, and at least two I am certain aren't level and a third I suspect is uneven as well) or I have a polterghiest,? It's never attacked me or anyting though so if it's a ghost I'm not too worried.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #114 on: June 01, 2006, 05:12:52 PM »
Are you going to make more untrainable or have you totally lost interest in it?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #115 on: June 01, 2006, 06:27:35 PM »
Are you going to make more untrainable or have you totally lost interest in it?

I put four new ones up... last week, I think.  I have two more uninked ones I'lld get to god knows when and some more ideas beyond that.  I haven't given up on it, I'm just lazy.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #116 on: June 03, 2006, 12:05:11 AM »
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I thought that I might add something noteworthy here- while I was typing that last sentence my empy glass moved maybe two inches toward me, on its own.  There's not a breeze in here or anything.  Just so you know.  that happens ever so often.  Either my house/surfaces in the house aren't level (more than one surface does this, there have been at least three, and at least two I am certain aren't level and a third I suspect is uneven as well) or I have a polterghiest,  It's never attacked me or anyting though so if it's a ghost I'm not too worried.

there is a reasonable explanation.

do you remember your classic nervous stimming hand avatar?

well, you stim without noticing and your hand, in fact, moved closer to the emty glass, not the other way around.


what were the contents of the glass when it was full?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #117 on: June 03, 2006, 12:15:14 AM »
I thought that I might add something noteworthy here- while I was typing that last sentence my empy glass moved maybe two inches toward me, on its own.  There's not a breeze in here or anything.  Just so you know.  that happens ever so often.  Either my house/surfaces in the house aren't level (more than one surface does this, there have been at least three, and at least two I am certain aren't level and a third I suspect is uneven as well) or I have a polterghiest,  It's never attacked me or anyting though so if it's a ghost I'm not too worried.

Did the glass have condensed water on it?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #118 on: June 03, 2006, 12:33:40 AM »
you think that pounding away on the keyboard and the vibrations from said actions made the glass slide.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #119 on: June 03, 2006, 01:38:25 AM »
Yes, and condensation would significantly lower the coefficient of friction between the glass and the surface it is resting on.