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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2400 on: January 28, 2014, 12:23:18 PM »
Hormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.
I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.

Hopefully you pick cuddles over neutering. I take no responsibility for the latter.  :o



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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2401 on: January 28, 2014, 07:28:23 PM »
Hormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.
I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.

Hopefully you pick cuddles over neutering. I take no responsibility for the latter.  :o



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If it reaches a point where I'm considering neutering, he's probably not going to be my boyfriend much longer anyway.  :P
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2402 on: January 29, 2014, 04:05:11 AM »
Hormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.
I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.

Hopefully you pick cuddles over neutering. I take no responsibility for the latter.  :o



 :lol1:
If it reaches a point where I'm considering neutering, he's probably not going to be my boyfriend much longer anyway.  :P

So, then the question will be if you will be a responsible woman or not, sending him back into the wild with or without balls.  :orly:
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2403 on: January 29, 2014, 07:10:59 AM »
Hormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.
I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.

Hopefully you pick cuddles over neutering. I take no responsibility for the latter.  :o



 :lol1:
If it reaches a point where I'm considering neutering, he's probably not going to be my boyfriend much longer anyway.  :P

So, then the question will be if you will be a responsible woman or not, sending him back into the wild with or without balls.  :orly:
I'm perfectly reasonable- one way or the other, I would never declaw.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2404 on: January 29, 2014, 07:12:45 AM »
I demand proof of your gothiness...  :M
That's not a question.
:M where is the proof?
My closet, ipod and social circles, mostly.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2405 on: January 29, 2014, 11:05:54 AM »
Hormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.
I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.

Hopefully you pick cuddles over neutering. I take no responsibility for the latter.  :o



 :lol1:
If it reaches a point where I'm considering neutering, he's probably not going to be my boyfriend much longer anyway.  :P

Indeed.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2406 on: January 30, 2014, 09:10:47 AM »
Hormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.
I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.

Hopefully you pick cuddles over neutering. I take no responsibility for the latter.  :o



 :lol1:
If it reaches a point where I'm considering neutering, he's probably not going to be my boyfriend much longer anyway.  :P

So, then the question will be if you will be a responsible woman or not, sending him back into the wild with or without balls.  :orly:
I'm perfectly reasonable- one way or the other, I would never declaw.

Of course not, that would be illegal.  :M
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2407 on: February 07, 2014, 07:15:20 AM »
Hormonal. Boys and girls both have moods, even if spayed or neutered. It lessens the effect so they don't piss on everything, but they still get strange from time to time. Best medicine is cuddles and comforting speech.
I am going to take this as advice on how to handle my cat as well as how to handle my boyfriend.

Hopefully you pick cuddles over neutering. I take no responsibility for the latter.  :o



 :lol1:
If it reaches a point where I'm considering neutering, he's probably not going to be my boyfriend much longer anyway.  :P

So, then the question will be if you will be a responsible woman or not, sending him back into the wild with or without balls.  :orly:
I'm perfectly reasonable- one way or the other, I would never declaw.

Of course not, that would be illegal.  :M
Only if you get caught.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2408 on: February 09, 2014, 03:48:27 PM »
What would make a perfect Sunday afternoon for you?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2409 on: February 11, 2014, 08:23:30 PM »
What would make a perfect Sunday afternoon for you?
You know, I keep trying to think of one good answer, and I think it depends on the day.

I mean, there's the obvious like having an afternoon where I find out most or all of my problems have been solved (won the lottery, lost 10lbs, loved ones healthy and safe and free).  Or some days it's just "AN AFTERNOON WHERE IT'S NOT F*^&ING WINTER ANY MORE."

Short of wish fulfillment like that, I guess maybe I'll go with a bright, sunny day and a nice activity.  Maybe something up in the city (this is also hard because I can't un-know what is and isn't happening most Sunday afternoons, so I am filtering that way).  I would like warm.  Maybe (and this is unrealistic for right now) warm, sunny, city, park, picnic, deliciously indulgent food, frisbee, friends, boyfriend, three day weekend.  Games, walking, sights, and looking forward to dancing later in the day, in some fashion, at some venue.

But, instead, it's f*^&ing February.  :/
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2410 on: February 12, 2014, 01:02:23 AM »
I would gladly swap weather with you. Here it is too hot to go out, especially if the destination doesn't have air conditioning. Blech, it pisses me off. I swear I have summer SAD.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2411 on: February 12, 2014, 07:06:05 AM »
I would gladly swap weather with you. Here it is too hot to go out, especially if the destination doesn't have air conditioning. Blech, it passes me off. I swear I have summer SAD.
It's rare, but it does exist.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2412 on: February 12, 2014, 10:36:52 PM »
I would gladly swap weather with you. Here it is too hot to go out, especially if the destination doesn't have air conditioning. Blech, it passes me off. I swear I have summer SAD.
It's rare, but it does exist.
Yeah a friend told me about it some time ago. Every year I dread summer weather, it is just so uncomfortable and hard to stay cool. I could go on, heh.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2413 on: March 28, 2014, 06:08:21 AM »
I would gladly swap weather with you. Here it is too hot to go out, especially if the destination doesn't have air conditioning. Blech, it passes me off. I swear I have summer SAD.
It's rare, but it does exist.
Yeah a friend told me about it some time ago. Every year I dread summer weather, it is just so uncomfortable and hard to stay cool. I could go on, heh.
Come here.  We're still having January (bad-winter) in March.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2414 on: March 28, 2014, 11:53:12 PM »
It snows there?
Today is actually cool here. It is supposed to rain but of course it hasn't.
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