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Offline Calandale

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #900 on: February 06, 2008, 11:02:38 PM »

Cal, you're gross.   >:D

Bugger off. I frozen hot dog can
be quiet the experience.
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Wasn't a waste. Ate it, once warmed enough.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #901 on: February 07, 2008, 04:48:47 AM »
Certainly does, best dildo you can get, natural things tend not to hurt as much as the other things.  I am speaking hypothetically :laugh:

Is calendale asking about dildos for suggestions? :laugh:

Of course we believe it was a hypthetical statement too........ ::)
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #902 on: February 07, 2008, 09:51:59 AM »

Cal, you're gross.   >:D

Bugger off. I frozen hot dog can
be quiet the experience.
:laugh:  sicksicksick


Wasn't a waste. Ate it, once warmed enough.

Even aside from the fact that that's disgusting and I woudln't do it- wouldn't cramming something frozen solid into that area HURT?  I mean, how the hell do you explain getting frostbite THERE when you're in the E.R.?   :laugh:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #903 on: February 07, 2008, 10:01:10 AM »

Cal, you're gross.   >:D

Bugger off. I frozen hot dog can
be quiet the experience.
:laugh:  sicksicksick


Wasn't a waste. Ate it, once warmed enough.

Even aside from the fact that that's disgusting and I woudln't do it- wouldn't cramming something frozen solid into that area HURT?  I mean, how the hell do you explain getting frostbite THERE when you're in the E.R.?   :laugh:

You wouldn't like to experiment with one of these?  http://www.stockroom.com/a063.htm
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #904 on: February 07, 2008, 10:05:48 AM »

Cal, you're gross.   >:D

Bugger off. I frozen hot dog can
be quiet the experience.
:laugh:  sicksicksick


Wasn't a waste. Ate it, once warmed enough.

Even aside from the fact that that's disgusting and I woudln't do it- wouldn't cramming something frozen solid into that area HURT?  I mean, how the hell do you explain getting frostbite THERE when you're in the E.R.?   :laugh:

You wouldn't like to experiment with one of these?  http://www.stockroom.com/a063.htm
I'm not clicking that.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #905 on: February 07, 2008, 10:08:20 AM »

Cal, you're gross.   >:D

Bugger off. I frozen hot dog can
be quiet the experience.
:laugh:  sicksicksick


Wasn't a waste. Ate it, once warmed enough.

Even aside from the fact that that's disgusting and I woudln't do it- wouldn't cramming something frozen solid into that area HURT?  I mean, how the hell do you explain getting frostbite THERE when you're in the E.R.?   :laugh:

You wouldn't like to experiment with one of these?  http://www.stockroom.com/a063.htm
I'm not clicking that.

Here, let me help you:
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #906 on: February 07, 2008, 10:15:27 AM »
OUCH!!!!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #907 on: February 07, 2008, 10:20:51 AM »
WTF an ice cock mold?   Have they never seen a kid get his tongue (or something else) stuck frozen to a pole before?  You would need some very warm water ready for safety if you were going to play with that.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #908 on: February 07, 2008, 10:36:19 AM »
From the blurb:

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In addition to providing a charmingly cute ice-penis for chilling your drinks, or a penis-popsicle for pacifying your lover, you can also use this best- seller for making functional ice dildos. If you're up to that, give it a try. Make sure to rinse your ice dildo in running water before using it, because ice should never be inserted until it has started to melt. Also included are some amusing drink recipe suggestions. Makes ice penises about 5" long and 1.5" wide.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #909 on: February 07, 2008, 11:58:01 AM »

Even aside from the fact that that's disgusting and I woudln't do it- wouldn't cramming something frozen solid into that area HURT?  I mean, how the hell do you explain getting frostbite THERE when you're in the E.R.?   :laugh:

Uhm...haven't you ever put an ice cube in
your mouth (or elsewhere)? No frostbite.
An interesting feeling, 'tis all.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #910 on: February 07, 2008, 11:58:59 AM »
WTF an ice cock mold?   Have they never seen a kid get his tongue (or something else) stuck frozen to a pole before?  You would need some very warm water ready for safety if you were going to play with that.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #911 on: February 07, 2008, 07:10:55 PM »
You can't get frostbite just from touching ice - not if it's ice you've just pulled out of the freezer, anyway. Household freezers aren't kept cold enough. The tongue-on-pole thing happens because the environment around the pole and your tongue is much colder... an ice penis in a warm room is going to melt, not freeze the things around it.

I've done my share of ice play... I agree about letting it start to melt first, but it's not anything to freak out about.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #912 on: February 07, 2008, 08:14:59 PM »
Hell, we used to dip snickers bars into liquid nitrogen.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #913 on: February 07, 2008, 09:25:10 PM »
Thanks for the happy birthdays, guys!  (It's actually my birthday today; it might be bolded at different times for different time zones).

Happy Belated Birthday, PMS Elle!

I hope that it was a good one.


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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #914 on: February 07, 2008, 09:40:48 PM »
WTF an ice cock mold?   Have they never seen a kid get his tongue (or something else) stuck frozen to a pole before?  You would need some very warm water ready for safety if you were going to play with that.

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Yeah it was an overreaction.   I don't play around with ice at all if I can help it.   A melting ice cube is no problem against the skin, since it won't be sticking to the skin.   Since it would be moving so much it would melt fairly quickly anyways.
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