Interrogate PMS Elle!

[Nomaken]

Do you ever plan on adopting children?

Wait.... Could they harvest an egg from you?

[El]

Do you ever plan on adopting children?

Wait.... Could they harvest an egg from you?

1.  I am open to doing so, someday.  I would not want to adopt a baby, for a number of reasons (I want to adopt later in life but don't want to be too old for the kid when they're not grown up yet, and, quite frankly, I'd like someone toilet trained, call me crazy), but I know there are a lot of kids out there who need a home but are virtually unadoptabe simply because they aren't babies, so it's actually a decentish idea.

2.  They could, but I don't want them to.  My whole family's insane and I don't want to make more of me.  And don't say "the world needs more of you."  The world does NOT need more miserable people!!!

[Nomaken]

Well there is a decent chance the kid will inherit the fathers happy genes. 

[El]

Well there is a decent chance the kid will inherit the fathers happy genes. 

Yes, but if the father who wants one of my eggs is also depressive, the kid's fucked.

[McGiver]

is that you in your new avatar...the girl with the phallic symbol held to her head?


i don't think you are fat at all, you look thin.

[El]

is that you in your new avatar...the girl with the phallic symbol held to her head?


i don't think you are fat at all, you look thin.

Yes, it's me, being goofy.

[McGiver]

so you do have an eating disorder, or some psychological problem with your perception of yourself and your appearance.
because, you are not fat.

[El]

so you do have an eating disorder, or some psychological problem with your perception of yourself and your appearance.
because, you are not fat.

The photo doesn't show the fat parts.    Seriously, I get it.  I'm not really fat or really thin.  I'm average.  It depends on the clothes I'm wearing which way my appearance leans, though.  The corset is very flattering, as was the skirt I was wearing.  I can look obese in the right (wrong) pants.

[McGiver]

give us a picture of you with your arms outstretched from your side.  making the shape of the letter T.


you can tell by looking at the arms...well, the underside of the arms at any rate.

but your face definately isn't round.  i see the bones from your cheeks.

[El]

give us a picture of you with your arms outstretched from your side.  making the shape of the letter T.


you can tell by looking at the arms...well, the underside of the arms at any rate.

but your face definately isn't round.  i see the bones from your cheeks.

Not doing it.    My arms look different than you'd expect anyway; I've bulked up over the last year, though you can't see it that well in the pic.  I was determined to be able to do REAL pushups- two handed, yes, but not girly.  I do 75 every day now, 3 sets of 25.  Not to go all flo on you. 

[McGiver]

i can see the muscle definition in that picture.

that's why i got curious about your arms.  you look like you'd kick my arse at arm wrestling.

[El]

i can see the muscle definition in that picture.

that's why i got curious about your arms.  you look like you'd kick my arse at arm wrestling.

Naaah.  You gotta remember I'm like 5'2".  My arms just look big in comparison to my general size.  Even when I was huge I coudln't say "I'm big-boned" because I'm built like the human version of a VW bug.  I don't care how well-designed that car is, if it gets into an argument with a mac truck, the bug loses.

[Scrapheap]

i can see the muscle definition in that picture.

Yeah, me too.

I think you should look at a career in the UFC Serrisa. 

[McGiver]

i can see the muscle definition in that picture.

that's why i got curious about your arms.  you look like you'd kick my arse at arm wrestling.

Naaah.  You gotta remember I'm like 5'2".  My arms just look big in comparison to my general size.  Even when I was huge I coudln't say "I'm big-boned" because I'm built like the human version of a VW bug.  I don't care how well-designed that car is, if it gets into an argument with a mac truck, the bug loses.

are you calling me a mac truck?
is it because i am blue collar? 

[Calandale]

I can look obese in the right (wrong) pants.

So, don't wear pants.

Why do most of my suggestions to women involve them removing clothing?