Interrogate PMS Elle!

[Scrapheap]

O.K. , what kind of bug crawled up your ass ??

[Nomaken]

1 Being perfectly guilltless peaceful, 5 being average person and 10 being satan, i'd rate you as a 6 or 6.5.  But not because of that, just in general.  That was moreso amusing.  Your bitchness does greatly contribute to how amusing you are.

[Peter]

You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. 

[El]

You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. 

Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already.  Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. 

[Peter]

You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. 

Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already.  Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. 

I understand.  Ours is a forbidden love, and it's best if it goes unsaid.

[El]

You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. 

Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already.  Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. 

I understand.  Ours is a forbidden love, and it's best if it goes unsaid.

Yes, my darling, our love is forbidden... the greatest torture of all, you see.  Even worse than disallowing your fascination with a tampon string.

[Peter]

You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. 

Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already.  Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. 

I understand.  Ours is a forbidden love, and it's best if it goes unsaid.

Yes, my darling, our love is forbidden... the greatest torture of all, you see.  Even worse than disallowing your fascination with a tampon string.

I once lost my tampon string and cried for days. 

[El]

You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. 

Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already.  Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. 

I understand.  Ours is a forbidden love, and it's best if it goes unsaid.

Yes, my darling, our love is forbidden... the greatest torture of all, you see.  Even worse than disallowing your fascination with a tampon string.

I once lost my tampon string and cried for days. 

I feel sad for people like you who have to worry about toxic shock syndrome. 

[Peter]

You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. 

Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already.  Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. 

I understand.  Ours is a forbidden love, and it's best if it goes unsaid.

Yes, my darling, our love is forbidden... the greatest torture of all, you see.  Even worse than disallowing your fascination with a tampon string.

I once lost my tampon string and cried for days. 

I feel sad for people like you who have to worry about toxic shock syndrome. 

Toxic shock syndrome is worth risking for the pleasure of having a tampon string dangling between my legs.

[El]

You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. 

Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already.  Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. 

I understand.  Ours is a forbidden love, and it's best if it goes unsaid.

Yes, my darling, our love is forbidden... the greatest torture of all, you see.  Even worse than disallowing your fascination with a tampon string.

I once lost my tampon string and cried for days. 

I feel sad for people like you who have to worry about toxic shock syndrome. 

Toxic shock syndrome is worth risking for the pleasure of having a tampon string dangling between my legs.

Don't you think you're being a little bit harsh in criticizing your penis?

[Peter]

You haven't confessed your feelings for me yet. 

Ahh damnit, because you started McJ's thread I thought I'd confessed to you already.  Oh well, feel special that you weren't attacked. 

I understand.  Ours is a forbidden love, and it's best if it goes unsaid.

Yes, my darling, our love is forbidden... the greatest torture of all, you see.  Even worse than disallowing your fascination with a tampon string.

I once lost my tampon string and cried for days. 

I feel sad for people like you who have to worry about toxic shock syndrome. 

Toxic shock syndrome is worth risking for the pleasure of having a tampon string dangling between my legs.

Don't you think you're being a little bit harsh in criticizing your penis?

What penis? 

[McGiver]

the tampon stringed sized thingie hanging between your legs. 

 



edit: worth editing.

[Peter]

the tampon stringed sized thingie hanging between your legs. 

 



edit: worth editing.

But that's just a tampon string.   

[McGiver]

and the thing dangling between your legs looks similar in size and shape.

[DirtDawg]

OK, sugar, I'll ask the question after all:

How much of a jerk am I, on a scale of 1-10?

 

You are truly evil, when you're in a good mood.