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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #270 on: December 14, 2006, 04:01:14 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 14, 2006, 02:24:33 PM
Quote from: Danlow on December 14, 2006, 02:05:42 PM
How can I make a girl happy and satisfied?

Keep her in constant supply of chocolate, diamonds, and herion.  One of those three HAS to work.

How does a constant supply of diamonds work?  They're not exactly a consumable item.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #271 on: December 14, 2006, 06:49:44 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 14, 2006, 04:01:14 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 14, 2006, 02:24:33 PM
Quote from: Danlow on December 14, 2006, 02:05:42 PM
How can I make a girl happy and satisfied?

Keep her in constant supply of chocolate, diamonds, and herion.  One of those three HAS to work.

How does a constant supply of diamonds work?  They're not exactly a consumable item.

I thought so too, but now I have a couple of diamond-obsessed friends and they certainly do seem to always crave more of them.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #272 on: December 19, 2006, 07:56:35 AM »
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #273 on: December 19, 2006, 08:02:42 AM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #274 on: December 19, 2006, 08:03:39 AM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #275 on: December 19, 2006, 08:04:02 AM »
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #276 on: December 20, 2006, 06:53:13 AM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #277 on: December 29, 2006, 11:33:44 PM »
Nineteen pages?!  I have a lot of reading to do.  Hope I don't get eye strain.....  At least I can still make out those small ass-dots....
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #278 on: December 30, 2006, 10:48:36 AM »
Ok, so I'm not really going to go back and re-read too much.  PMS Elle?  A former name, current name, I became quite comfortable with Crazy Bitch, so what am I supposed to address you as m'lady?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #279 on: December 30, 2006, 11:08:24 AM »
PMS Elle or Serissa work fine.  I don't give out my real name over the net.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #280 on: December 30, 2006, 11:20:31 AM »
Even I know that!
PMS Elle it is....  unless I'm annoyed then you'll get Crazy Bitched...
« Last Edit: December 30, 2006, 11:23:55 AM by driftingblizzard »
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #281 on: December 30, 2006, 12:10:10 PM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on December 30, 2006, 11:20:31 AM
Even I know that!
PMS Elle it is....  unless I'm annoyed then you'll get Crazy Bitched...

If you put that in your bank, don't write a check on it, just yet. You might be the one who gets "Crazy Bitched" ... (uh oh) ...     ...
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #282 on: December 30, 2006, 12:28:51 PM »
Main Entry: 1cra·zy bitch
Pronunciation: 'krA-zE 'bich
Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): Crazy bitch'ed, 'er, 'iest, ' slap

Etymology: Buckcherry Crazy Bitch from RL female crazy bitch
1:  To be called a crazy bitch
2:  a.  To be acted upon by a crazy bitch  b.  to be victimized by a crazy bitch  c.  to be pwnd by a crazy bitch

:police:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #283 on: December 30, 2006, 12:38:11 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Bitch on December 30, 2006, 12:28:51 PM
Main Entry: 1cra·zy bitch
Pronunciation: 'krA-zE 'bich
Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): Crazy bitch'ed, 'er, 'iest, ' slap

Etymology: Buckcherry Crazy Bitch from RL female crazy bitch
1:  To be called a crazy bitch
2:  a.  To be acted upon by a crazy bitch  b.  to be victimized by a crazy bitch  c.  to be pwnd by a crazy bitch

:police:

Did you mean "owned"....   because I've never been "pwnd".
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #284 on: December 30, 2006, 01:07:38 PM »
The definition of "pwned" changes drastically with context, but I think this sums it up fairly well .....

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