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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2340 on: April 03, 2013, 05:41:28 AM »
Are you still driving all the autie boys and girls wild?
Funny you should mention it.  I had a date fairly recently with a guy who I'm pretty damn sure had to be on the spectrum.   :laugh:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2341 on: April 03, 2013, 10:32:03 AM »
Are you still driving all the autie boys and girls wild?
Funny you should mention it.  I had a date fairly recently with a guy who I'm pretty damn sure had to be on the spectrum.   :laugh:

>2013
>still "dating"


How do you do it, dear lady? :dunno:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2342 on: April 03, 2013, 06:28:59 PM »
Are you still driving all the autie boys and girls wild?
Funny you should mention it.  I had a date fairly recently with a guy who I'm pretty damn sure had to be on the spectrum.   :laugh:

>2013
>still "dating"


How do you do it, dear lady? :dunno:
Kid, I'm honestly not even sure what you're asking and/or implying.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2343 on: April 04, 2013, 10:03:16 AM »
Are you still driving all the autie boys and girls wild?
Funny you should mention it.  I had a date fairly recently with a guy who I'm pretty damn sure had to be on the spectrum.   :laugh:

>2013
>still "dating"


How do you do it, dear lady? :dunno:
Kid, I'm honestly not even sure what you're asking and/or implying.

I was being cynical. "implying that having enough faith in humanity to date was illogical"

Nvm explaining it makes it not funny.  :(
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2344 on: April 04, 2013, 06:24:31 PM »
Are you still driving all the autie boys and girls wild?
Funny you should mention it.  I had a date fairly recently with a guy who I'm pretty damn sure had to be on the spectrum.   :laugh:

>2013
>still "dating"


How do you do it, dear lady? :dunno:
Kid, I'm honestly not even sure what you're asking and/or implying.

I was being cynical. "implying that having enough faith in humanity to date was illogical"

Nvm explaining it makes it not funny.  :(
What exactly do you think I'm supposed to do "in this modern era?" for companionship- go get drunk and have terrible sex with random strangers till I get pelvic inflammatory disease?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2345 on: April 05, 2013, 08:55:48 AM »
Nope. This should be your boyfriend.

"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2346 on: April 05, 2013, 02:52:15 PM »
Nope. This should be your boyfriend.



Those hands are so attractive.  The most gorgeous pair of hands I have ever seen are the ones in One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest where Chief is removing that basin or whatever it is. 

I have this "thing" for beautiful hands (which is one of PA's attractions, he has big lovely hands.)  While my hands/fingers are not stubs, they are short and knobby and wrinkly.   come to think of it, that pretty well describes me.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2347 on: April 09, 2013, 12:00:48 PM »
Are you still driving all the autie boys and girls wild?
Funny you should mention it.  I had a date fairly recently with a guy who I'm pretty damn sure had to be on the spectrum.   :laugh:

Your milkshake brings all the autie boys to the yard..

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2348 on: April 09, 2013, 12:20:53 PM »
Nope. This should be your boyfriend.



Those hands are so attractive.  The most gorgeous pair of hands I have ever seen are the ones in One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest where Chief is removing that basin or whatever it is. 

I have this "thing" for beautiful hands (which is one of PA's attractions, he has big lovely hands.)  While my hands/fingers are not stubs, they are short and knobby and wrinkly.   come to think of it, that pretty well describes me.

Yeah I picked a nice looking boyfriend for elle.  :laugh:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2349 on: April 09, 2013, 03:48:00 PM »
Nope. This should be your boyfriend.


those are finger banging fingers.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2350 on: April 10, 2013, 01:27:59 PM »
So are these. :p
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2351 on: April 10, 2013, 04:31:30 PM »
Your nails are better trimmed for the job.  :nerdy:
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2352 on: April 10, 2013, 07:30:55 PM »
Misunderstood.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2353 on: April 11, 2013, 10:27:24 AM »
Your nails are better trimmed for the job.  :nerdy:

Mhm. :eyelash:
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2354 on: April 11, 2013, 10:28:09 AM »
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"