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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1365 on: October 10, 2008, 08:31:14 AM »
Quote from: Alex179 on October 09, 2008, 08:16:54 PM
The BPD girl isn't looking for a relationship and she is more emotionally connected to women.   She is bi, but she really prefers relationships with women.   Basically, she just fucks guys.   Her female lover plays violin in a band with her (she plays piano).   I might jam with both of them one day supposedly.    I really don't care at this point.
Well, that hopefully makes things a lot simpler.  :)

Quote from: Trigger11 on October 09, 2008, 07:47:44 PM
Should I wear a condom when I have sex over the internet with a girl? I'm afraid of computer viruses. :-[
Sure.  Just not Trojans.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1366 on: October 10, 2008, 08:41:04 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 10, 2008, 08:31:14 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on October 09, 2008, 08:16:54 PM
The BPD girl isn't looking for a relationship and she is more emotionally connected to women.   She is bi, but she really prefers relationships with women.   Basically, she just fucks guys.   Her female lover plays violin in a band with her (she plays piano).   I might jam with both of them one day supposedly.    I really don't care at this point.
Well, that hopefully makes things a lot simpler.  :)

Quote from: Trigger11 on October 09, 2008, 07:47:44 PM
Should I wear a condom when I have sex over the internet with a girl? I'm afraid of computer viruses. :-[
Sure.  Just not Trojans.

 :clap: :lol:
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1367 on: October 10, 2008, 10:10:18 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 10, 2008, 08:31:14 AM
Quote from: Trigger11 on October 09, 2008, 07:47:44 PM
Should I wear a condom when I have sex over the internet with a girl? I'm afraid of computer viruses. :-[
Sure.  Just not Trojans.

 :LMAO: :rofl:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1368 on: October 10, 2008, 01:13:21 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 10, 2008, 08:31:14 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on October 09, 2008, 08:16:54 PM
The BPD girl isn't looking for a relationship and she is more emotionally connected to women.   She is bi, but she really prefers relationships with women.   Basically, she just fucks guys.   Her female lover plays violin in a band with her (she plays piano).   I might jam with both of them one day supposedly.    I really don't care at this point.
Well, that hopefully makes things a lot simpler.  :)

Quote from: Trigger11 on October 09, 2008, 07:47:44 PM
Should I wear a condom when I have sex over the internet with a girl? I'm afraid of computer viruses. :-[
Sure.  Just not Trojans.

The early worm catches the bird.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1369 on: October 17, 2008, 09:10:56 AM »
Quote from: Mike Pupkin on October 10, 2008, 01:13:21 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 10, 2008, 08:31:14 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on October 09, 2008, 08:16:54 PM
The BPD girl isn't looking for a relationship and she is more emotionally connected to women.   She is bi, but she really prefers relationships with women.   Basically, she just fucks guys.   Her female lover plays violin in a band with her (she plays piano).   I might jam with both of them one day supposedly.    I really don't care at this point.
Well, that hopefully makes things a lot simpler.  :)

Quote from: Trigger11 on October 09, 2008, 07:47:44 PM
Should I wear a condom when I have sex over the internet with a girl? I'm afraid of computer viruses. :-[
Sure.  Just not Trojans.

The early worm catches the bird.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1370 on: November 07, 2008, 07:57:16 AM »
now that you do not have a boyfriend, would you be willing to answer questions about your panties?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1371 on: November 07, 2008, 08:24:38 AM »
Quote from: McArmstrong on November 07, 2008, 07:57:16 AM
now that you do not have a boyfriend, would you be willing to answer questions about your panties?

She wears thongs, but she won't provide us with pictorial evidence.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1372 on: November 08, 2008, 08:19:00 AM »
Quote from: pissgai on November 07, 2008, 08:24:38 AM
Quote from: McArmstrong on November 07, 2008, 07:57:16 AM
now that you do not have a boyfriend, would you be willing to answer questions about your panties?

She wears thongs, but she won't provide us with pictorial evidence.
maybe she just needs to shave first.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1373 on: November 08, 2008, 11:20:45 AM »
Quote from: McArmstrong on November 07, 2008, 07:57:16 AM
now that you do not have a boyfriend, would you be willing to answer questions about your panties?
I was willing to answer questions about my panties even when I did have one.   :orly:

Quote from: McArmstrong on November 08, 2008, 08:19:00 AM
Quote from: pissgai on November 07, 2008, 08:24:38 AM
Quote from: McArmstrong on November 07, 2008, 07:57:16 AM
now that you do not have a boyfriend, would you be willing to answer questions about your panties?

She wears thongs, but she won't provide us with pictorial evidence.
maybe she just needs to shave first.
...and that makes it HOW many fucking times have you asked me about my shaved or unshaved status on this thread?  Christ, McJ, you'd think you'd be a little more creative than THAT.  ::) :laugh:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1374 on: November 08, 2008, 04:26:12 PM »
creative?

nah!  i am just singular minded focused.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1375 on: November 09, 2008, 12:21:40 PM »
Quote from: McArmstrong on November 08, 2008, 04:26:12 PM
creative?

nah!  i am just singular minded focused.
On no other aspect of the female body but pubic hair or the lack thereof.  Gotta say, that's a weird, sad fetish, man.   :P
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1376 on: December 02, 2008, 10:20:49 AM »
Ok how bout this elle? Should a guy shave and if so, what regions and how much?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1377 on: December 07, 2008, 02:11:01 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on December 02, 2008, 10:20:49 AM
Ok how bout this elle? Should a guy shave and if so, what regions and how much?
His face.  All of it.  Regularly.  Stubble fucking HURTS.  As for nether regions, it's unnecessary, but keeping things somewhat trim is courteous IMO if you want a lady to have her face down there.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1378 on: December 07, 2008, 02:14:16 PM »
I don't remember if I have asked you this before but: do you do rimjobs?  8)
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1379 on: December 07, 2008, 05:59:00 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on December 07, 2008, 02:14:16 PM
I don't remember if I have asked you this before but: do you do rimjobs?  8)
Do you do birthday parties?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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