Interrogate PMS Elle!

[ozymandias]

I feel so used.

I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail!      

*snort*  Please.  Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me.  If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.

Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog!         Promising a lot, but, delivering a little.   

I'd kick one of those out of bed, too.   

What if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?

I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't.  It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.

Just as bad (men who do that are, in my opinion, fucking douchebags- desperation ain't an excuse), and besides which, they would have no need to- all I care about is a clean bill of health, and (really mostly to that end) monogamy to me while I'm sexually active with the person.  I'll provide the same.  If I'm dating someone, I want to fuck them; else I would not consider it dating.  Just friendship.

Well, I would hope you would kick, "Dr. Doolittle" out of bed!  Life is too short!     As for your second response to Peter.    

[El]

I feel so used.

I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail!      

*snort*  Please.  Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me.  If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.

Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog!         Promising a lot, but, delivering a little.   

I'd kick one of those out of bed, too.   

What if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?

I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't.  It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.

Just as bad (men who do that are, in my opinion, fucking douchebags- desperation ain't an excuse), and besides which, they would have no need to- all I care about is a clean bill of health, and (really mostly to that end) monogamy to me while I'm sexually active with the person.  I'll provide the same.  If I'm dating someone, I want to fuck them; else I would not consider it dating.  Just friendship.

Well, I would hope you would kick, "Dr. Doolittle" out of bed!  Life is too short!     As for your second response to Peter.    

Hell yeah- if a guy wants me to put out, the way he's going to earn that continued proiveledge is by keeping me interested.

[thepeaguy]

Did you get accidentally pregnant?

[El]

Did you get accidentally pregnant?

Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was!

[Callaway]

Did you get accidentally pregnant?

Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was!

 

If you got accidentally pregnant, could I be the one to call Guinness Book of World Records?

[ozymandias]

Did you get accidentally pregnant?

Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was!

 

If you got accidentally pregnant, could I be the one to call Guinness Book of World Records?

Aliens must have kidnapped PMS and implanted a uterus to fulfill their evil designs on an alien/human hybrid bent on global domination.

[El]

If you got accidentally pregnant, could I be the one to call Guinness Book of World Records?

Sure- I'll be very busy having a mental breakdown.   

[thepeaguy]

Did you get accidentally pregnant?

Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was!

Congrats, you're carrying the progeny of Thag II.

[El]

Aliens must have kidnapped PMS and implanted a uterus to fulfill their evil designs on an alien/human hybrid bent on global domination.

I am an alien-human hybrid.  (If there's any human at all.)

[El]

Congrats, you're carrying the progeny of Thag II.

Some things shouldn't stay in the gene pool.

[thepeaguy]

Congrats, you're carrying the progeny of Thag II.

Some things shouldn't stay in the gene pool.

I'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.

Ahahahaha! Scared you there.

[El]

Oh wait... you mean I'm carrying my SECOND ex-boyfriend's baby?  Then it's a toss-up between negotiating to give the kid to his mom after it's born, and mailing him its mangled fetal remains in a couple of weeks.

[El]

I'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.

My deepest condolences.

[thepeaguy]

I'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.

My deepest condolences.

Would you consider anal sex for love?

EDIT: I'm such a ladies' man.

[El]

I'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.

My deepest condolences.

Would you consider anal sex for love?

EDIT: I'm such a ladies' man.

Of course not.  I'm not into trading any type of fuck for love.