SHOES!! WRONG, SHINY SHOES! GODDAMNIT!!
I always wear some kind of shoe, but I want to be in the pool. I am sitting here, WAITING for a personal call I NEED to take, STILL wearing my WORK uniform, FFS!!!
I just want to jump into the pool!
I am going to try to change shoes, lest I telephonicly exsanguinate the bastard who is making me WAIT for much needed and long delayed pool gratification