*EDIT*: Does using the word divine make me gay?
no, cos that means i would be too. still, i s'pose that means we could do sex at each other,if we were both gay?
i think i'd have to do sex at that cake, mind you. eat it, and let it fuck my brains out. possibly simultaneously.
How about I just slip under the table cloth while you slowly enjoy the cake, mouth watering bite by mouth watering bite.
yeah, whatever, just GIMME THE FUCKING CAKE!!!
anybody up for a luncheon?
suddenly, i feel completely full...
nice, erm, gesture, though, i'm sure...