for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you

[Janicka]

They make a de-skunking shampoo for animals - purple bottle with a skunk on it.  It works really well. 

[vodz]

[El]

Even funnier the second time!

[DirtDawg]

The sign should also warn off samplers, though. I can remember trying to save an injured cat once and its paw had been ripped off. I saved the paw, until rigors came, because, with the tendons hanging out, you could pull on them and make the claws extend. It was so cool. The cat didn't survive the trip to the vet.

[Calandale]

You're as weird as my wife.

[DirtDawg]

You're as weird as my wife.

I think I don't like that. I know I think it's funny, except that you are still possessed by your wife. I let everything go on its own long ago.

[Calandale]

Hell, I didn't mean it in a bad way.
And yeah, everyone I loved, I still
love, and the memories are still there,
but I don't think I'd call it possessed.

It's just I remember her picking up dead
things and playing with them, just to see
how they worked.