Homosexuality and the Bible

[SovaNu]

yeah man, like, outerspacemic :rocklee:

[Calandale]

we should open the windows.

*opens the window*

*a bird flies in*

I was invited.

[Scrapheap]

we should open the windows.

*opens the window*

*a bird flies in*

I was invited.

No, you just happened to be at the right place at the wrong time.

[SovaNu]

are you a vampire Calandale? do you need an invitation to enter this thread?

[Leto729]

They leave out woman on woman because they used to not allow women to read period.   Why write to an audience you are forbidding to read?    It makes it easier to oppress them that way.

Not true.

[Soph]

They leave out woman on woman because they used to not allow women to read period.   Why write to an audience you are forbidding to read?    It makes it easier to oppress them that way.

Not true.

O RLY?

The Bible's full of shit anyway.

[Leto729]

They leave out woman on woman because they used to not allow women to read period.   Why write to an audience you are forbidding to read?    It makes it easier to oppress them that way.

Not true.

O RLY?

The Bible's full of shit anyway.

KJV says in Deuteronomy 6:7 "And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.

[Soph]

They leave out woman on woman because they used to not allow women to read period.   Why write to an audience you are forbidding to read?    It makes it easier to oppress them that way.

Not true.

O RLY?

The Bible's full of shit anyway.

KJV says in Deuteronomy 6:7 "And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.

Oh. That's nice.

[Leto729]

They leave out woman on woman because they used to not allow women to read period.   Why write to an audience you are forbidding to read?    It makes it easier to oppress them that way.

Not true.

O RLY?

The Bible's full of shit anyway.

KJV says in Deuteronomy 6:7 "And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.

Oh. That's nice.

Book of Mormon Mosiah 1:4  "For it were not possible that our father, Lehi, could have remembered all these things, to have taught them to his children, except it were for the help of these plates; for he having been taught in the alanguage of the Egyptians therefore he could read these engravings, and teach them to his children, that thereby they could teach them to their children, and so fulfilling the commandments of God, even down to this present time."

Should I quote any more Scriptures from any book?

[Soph]

They leave out woman on woman because they used to not allow women to read period.   Why write to an audience you are forbidding to read?    It makes it easier to oppress them that way.

Not true.

O RLY?

The Bible's full of shit anyway.

KJV says in Deuteronomy 6:7 "And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.

Oh. That's nice.

Book of Mormon Mosiah 1:4  "For it were not possible that our father, Lehi, could have remembered all these things, to have taught them to his children, except it were for the help of these plates; for he having been taught in the alanguage of the Egyptians therefore he could read these engravings, and teach them to his children, that thereby they could teach them to their children, and so fulfilling the commandments of God, even down to this present time."

Should I quote any more Scriptures from any book?

If you like. I won't read them though.
Are you obsessed with children?

[Lucifer]

why do you keep emphasising children, kevv?  they were talking about women, and girls didn't count as children.

[The_P]

why do you keep emphasising children, kevv?  they were talking about women, and girls didn't count as children.

Probably because God is our Father, and he knows better than us because we're his spawn, his children.

Now, I never bother reading any holy scriputures or really get into any theological discussion because most religions are secularised and are filled with more deranged bullshit than your average pagan like our ol' Vivi.

(Emphasis on the "i" because Vivi practically loathes it when I refer to her as "Viv". Oh shit, I messed up. Oh almighty parenthesises, don't fail me now -- protect me from the onslaughts from our very own comedienne witch!)

[Leto729]

why do you keep emphasising children, kevv?  they were talking about women, and girls didn't count as children.

To show all children where educated boys and girls. You even had to educate girls and women to know what is right and wrong. Without educating them then they would never had known what is righ or wrong in the end.

[Soph]

why do you keep emphasising children, kevv?  they were talking about women, and girls didn't count as children.

To show all children where educated boys and girls. You even had to educate girls and women to know what is right and wrong. Without educating them then they would never had known what is righ or wrong in the end.

I can work out what's right or right myself, thanks.

[Leto729]

why do you keep emphasising children, kevv?  they were talking about women, and girls didn't count as children.

To show all children where educated boys and girls. You even had to educate girls and women to know what is right and wrong. Without educating them then they would never had known what is righ or wrong in the end.

I can work out what's right or right myself, thanks.

Thats good.

KJV 1 Samuel 25:23&24 "And when Abigail saw David, she hasted, and lighted off the ass, and fell before David on her face, and bowed herself to the ground,
  24 And fell at his feet, and said, Upon me, my lord, upon me let this iniquity be: and let thine handmaid, I pray thee, speak in thine audience, and hear the words of thine handmaid."

Abigail had to be educated to know what was right and wrong. Even speaking to David and for David to listen to Her. That is being educated knowing right from wrong.