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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2007, 07:22:34 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 12:30:05 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on June 30, 2007, 12:28:56 AM
Well they don't technically waste their ovaries when having sex. 

says who?  mine feel fucking wasted afterwards, and if they don't, i want to know why.

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2007, 09:01:41 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 02:44:34 AM
anyway, there's no such thing as a genetic jew.

There's no such thing as a white race either ...... what's your point??
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2007, 10:27:19 PM »
Quote from: Vortex_13 on June 30, 2007, 12:54:42 AM
Quote from: Catkiller on June 30, 2007, 12:49:55 AM
This Vortex guy might just turn me into a born-again christian!!  :laugh:

I know,right. If you just follow the bible literally you too can have multiple wives who have lesbian orgies while you watch....

Then again, with the contradictions contained in it,
if you follow it literally, you'd probably manage to
do something both required AND proscribed.
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2007, 12:29:28 AM »
Quote from: Catkiller on June 30, 2007, 09:01:41 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 02:44:34 AM
anyway, there's no such thing as a genetic jew.

There's no such thing as a white race either ...... what's your point??

my point is that there's no biological racial definition of jewishness, as opposed to negroid, caucasian, etc.  it's an ethnic/cultural subdivision, rather than physiological.  get the hair out of your arse.
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2007, 01:58:16 AM »
there is too a genetic jew!

jews are gorgeous, have dark hair and big noses. and are very talented. and names end in man or berg.

plus they always reincarnate as jews.
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2007, 02:33:37 AM »
Quote from: I Love Seány on July 03, 2007, 01:58:16 AM
there is too a genetic jew!

not really.  anyway, the whole typological model of the classification of "race" has been discredited.  there are schools of thought which argue that there is no biological basis for a racial definition at all, "race" being a socio-political concept, whereas others argue that there is a biological basis, based on epidemiological and immunological factors (e.g. predisposition and susceptibility to diseases - i'm thinking of sickle cell anaemia and hypolactasia, for example).
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #36 on: July 03, 2007, 02:56:40 AM »
jews are a race! look at their looks, they have a specific look. why do i like jew guys so much? because they look a certain way. that's called a race. also a soul race. they reincarnate into jews over and over again. ask Kryon. :P

white people have no race. races are so mixed up anyway. but like, the asians are from a different planet than black people. we're all from somewhere not earth. :P as races.
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2007, 03:04:33 AM »
if you mention starseeds. i will probably have to kill you.  please don't.

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2007, 03:08:32 AM »
 :laugh:

mum's the word. i wouldn't want to fight the one who took on god! ;)
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2007, 03:17:03 AM »
Quote from: I Love Seány on July 03, 2007, 03:08:32 AM
:laugh:

mum's the word. i wouldn't want to fight the one who took on god! ;)

oh, don't bother with god - he was crap.  i've had better sex with my underwear, by accident.
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #40 on: July 03, 2007, 03:18:03 AM »
that'll teach you to tuck yerself in properly.  ;)
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2007, 03:20:53 AM »
Quote from: Silent Dunc on July 03, 2007, 03:18:03 AM
that'll teach you to tuck yerself in properly.  ;)

:LMAO:   :plus:

well, i'm still getting used to what side i "dress".  :P  or to the whole concept of underwear, to be honest.  :laugh:

i suppose i could take longer...loooonger... ooooooh... to tuck myself in?  :diddle:
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #42 on: July 03, 2007, 03:22:07 AM »
 :laugh: i'm getting some funky imagery.
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #43 on: July 03, 2007, 03:24:39 AM »
Quote from: I Love Seány on July 03, 2007, 03:22:07 AM
:laugh: i'm getting some funky imagery.

i'm getting the urge to go and have a... lie down for a bit.  is it hot in here, or is it me?   :o
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #44 on: July 03, 2007, 03:27:28 AM »
we should open the windows.

*opens the window*

*a bird flies in*
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

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~PPK

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