Rich, can I ask you a serious question.
Has the "show me your tits." EVER worked?
it has for me.
but i was more patient and subtle.
<Nods> true story.
hon, you weren't the first. but i was intrigued by your nipples.
I didn't claim I was.

just backing up your truthiness.
hey, thanks. they are all I've got.
though I've gained 15 pounds recently from having a broken rib..and I have boobs.
I'm all in awe. like...WTF are THOSE?
