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Re: Hello
« Reply #135 on: June 30, 2007, 01:17:19 PM »
people from new york stink
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Re: Hello
« Reply #136 on: June 30, 2007, 01:39:06 PM »
New York is alright .......... If you like saxophones.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #137 on: June 30, 2007, 06:07:30 PM »
Armenians supposed to be stinky because their culture discourages bathing every day.

They use whips and things so that they don't have to get too close to the other person?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #138 on: June 30, 2007, 10:33:49 PM »
Armenians supposed to be stinky because their culture discourages bathing every day.

They use whips and things so that they don't have to get too close to the other person?

I guess that's as good a theory as any.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #139 on: June 30, 2007, 10:56:13 PM »
Well, too bad I didn't get to say hi before she was banned.   :-[
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Re: Hello
« Reply #140 on: June 30, 2007, 10:58:58 PM »
Well, too bad I didn't get to say hi before she was banned.   :-[

If she really wanted to post here, she'd re-register without announcing her identity..
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Re: Hello
« Reply #141 on: June 30, 2007, 11:13:33 PM »
Good point. 

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Re: Hello
« Reply #142 on: July 01, 2007, 12:36:23 AM »
We would still know if it was her.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #143 on: July 01, 2007, 04:36:09 AM »
We would still know if it was her.
We have our ways...
not necessarily.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #144 on: July 01, 2007, 04:51:38 AM »
she might be russian and have a difficult time with the english language.

And I might be French and have a difficult time using soap.  ::)

Are you saying French people smell?

From my personal experience, some of them certainly do.

But they smell good. Veery good.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #145 on: July 01, 2007, 07:51:34 AM »
people from new york stink

All people stink. Trust my dawgnose on this one point, at least.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #146 on: July 01, 2007, 08:25:10 AM »
you sound like agent smith.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #147 on: July 02, 2007, 12:24:50 AM »
she might be russian and have a difficult time with the english language.

And I might be French and have a difficult time using soap.  ::)

Are you saying French people smell?

From my personal experience, some of them certainly do.

But they smell good. Veery good.

My husband worked with a French guy named Jean-Jacques who had a kill zone.  It was offensive.  The office would smell, even after he left.  Part of the problem was that he apparently never changed or washed his shirt.  He was a customer and nobody wanted to insult him, so my husband picked up several new company shirts for him, gave him a new one every day of his visit and urged him to wear them.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #148 on: July 02, 2007, 03:13:55 AM »
i bet he still didn't take the hint.  people like that never do...  ::)

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Re: Hello
« Reply #149 on: July 02, 2007, 06:21:37 AM »
in highschool our algebra teacher, mr. rasch, had horrible B.O.
once on crazy day (where the students dressed up as other people) one of my friends dressed up as mr. rasch.
he taped some car air fresheners to his ugly plaid sportcoat and everything.
it was hilarious.
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