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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1575 on: February 16, 2011, 09:05:45 AM »
Orange peel is good at curing nausea.

 :plus:   Cool fact, quite useful also! Do you eat the whole peel, or add it to your tea, or what?
It depends really. Some say to eat or to chew or suck the peel helps, other say to eat an orange, others say sniff the peel... Whatever rocks ye cock really.

I don't have a cock! Will the orange peel still work for me?   :snowman:
Pleases ye malteasers? Tingles your pringle? Tickles your pickle? Well, even if you have none of those it should still work. :green:
If you Brits spoke proper English cbc wouldn't be confused.  :zoinks:

I loled so hard I got a headache PPK.  :plus:

Those british dumbasses need to learn from the americans cause we invented english. Always talking their cockypop or whatever the fuck that is.  :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
Hey, you called me a dumbass :'(! You racist bastard, I'll go kill myself right away! :violin:

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1576 on: February 16, 2011, 09:06:26 AM »
I just loled again.  :LOL:

Oh by the way, nice to meet you crip. In case you haven't noticed, i'm rough around the edges, but a nice guy.  :LOL:
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1577 on: February 16, 2011, 12:23:01 PM »
There's unrest in the colonies again? :-\
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1578 on: February 16, 2011, 12:27:43 PM »
LOL
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1579 on: February 16, 2011, 02:22:59 PM »
Orange peel is good at curing nausea.

 :plus:   Cool fact, quite useful also! Do you eat the whole peel, or add it to your tea, or what?
It depends really. Some say to eat or to chew or suck the peel helps, other say to eat an orange, others say sniff the peel... Whatever rocks ye cock really.

I don't have a cock! Will the orange peel still work for me?   :snowman:
Pleases ye malteasers? Tingles your pringle? Tickles your pickle? Well, even if you have none of those it should still work. :green:
If you Brits spoke proper English cbc wouldn't be confused.  :zoinks:

I loled so hard I got a headache PPK.  :plus:

Those british dumbasses need to learn from the americans cause we invented english. Always talking their cockypop or whatever the fuck that is.  :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:



How can you invent an language that has the name of another country in it?  :orly:



























At least we didn't invent Mcdonalds anyway  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1580 on: February 16, 2011, 04:00:40 PM »
It's starting to get dark here
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1581 on: February 16, 2011, 04:57:30 PM »
I have hyperextensibility of the metacarpaphalangeal joints. 
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1582 on: February 17, 2011, 11:37:31 AM »
Today a "plasshop" opened in Amsterdam's main shopping street. The place to go for peeing  in a hygienic and entertaining way when you are shopping. JSYK
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1583 on: February 17, 2011, 11:39:51 AM »
Today a "plasshop" opened in Amsterdam's main shopping street. The place to go for peeing  in a hygienic and entertaining way when you are shopping. JSYK

The hygienic part I understand, the entertaining part has my little mind all confused.   :blonde:
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1584 on: February 17, 2011, 11:41:31 AM »
I have hyperextensibility of the metacarpaphalangeal joints. 


I read that as you have the hypersexuality of a metaphysical joint :)

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1585 on: February 17, 2011, 11:42:36 AM »
Orange peel is good at curing nausea.

 :plus:   Cool fact, quite useful also! Do you eat the whole peel, or add it to your tea, or what?
It depends really. Some say to eat or to chew or suck the peel helps, other say to eat an orange, others say sniff the peel... Whatever rocks ye cock really.

I don't have a cock! Will the orange peel still work for me?   :snowman:
Pleases ye malteasers? Tingles your pringle? Tickles your pickle? Well, even if you have none of those it should still work. :green:
If you Brits spoke proper English cbc wouldn't be confused.  :zoinks:

I loled so hard I got a headache PPK.  :plus:

Those british dumbasses need to learn from the americans cause we invented english. Always talking their cockypop or whatever the fuck that is.  :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:



How can you invent an language that has the name of another country in it?  :orly:



























At least we didn't invent Mcdonalds anyway  :zoinks:

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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1586 on: February 17, 2011, 11:43:51 AM »
There hasn't been a murder in my home parish since around 1750.  :orly:

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1587 on: February 17, 2011, 12:16:41 PM »
Today a "plasshop" opened in Amsterdam's main shopping street. The place to go for peeing  in a hygienic and entertaining way when you are shopping. JSYK

The hygienic part I understand, the entertaining part has my little mind all confused.   :blonde:

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1588 on: February 17, 2011, 12:18:26 PM »
With tulips in different colours. :toporly:

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1589 on: February 17, 2011, 12:24:03 PM »
I have hyperextensibility of the metacarpaphalangeal joints. 

 :o

I do too.