A "friend" from work came up to me after hearing me talk about how artistic, yet, extremely wasteful of paper my kids were.
She told me that her father was a butcher, had something in her car for me and we walked out to the lot. She gave me the end of a roll of butcher paper for them. The roll has more than an inch left on it and it is thirty two inches wide.
This will keep them in paper to blast through for a couple of months, especially if I ration it wisely.
FUCKING AWESOME.
I can not think of a better thing for them for them.