I am the strongest man at work (OK fuck OFF!! Yeah, I work around a bunch of geeknerds)
NO one can touch me!
A fixture broke in the computer aisle and there were six guys trying to hold it up, all of them, about to cry, being stupid as hell! I ran around to the end where leverage would not fight me and picked the entire thirty six foot line of computer loaded display shelving up, while the others made it stay there. I held it for about five minutes while I told them how to support it until we could fix it.
LoL!
only one computer took a dump, but it still worked fine afterward. It was a Dell.