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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1020 on: March 01, 2009, 02:28:42 PM »
My dog just fell off the couch in his sleep and freaked out :laugh:
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1021 on: March 01, 2009, 03:29:18 PM »


My Gawd despises the very air I breathe. All the air I exhale is tainted with my own fears.

I must take on new air with each breath.

No air is fully safe!!
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1022 on: March 01, 2009, 03:29:44 PM »


It is Gawd's air.
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1023 on: March 01, 2009, 03:33:30 PM »
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Fuck the fuck out of most of the liquid parts of him ,  for it is MY land.


My feet are grounded upon solid ground and HE/IT can have to differences.





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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1024 on: March 02, 2009, 09:08:00 AM »
Quote from: parts on March 01, 2009, 02:28:42 PM
My dog just fell off the couch in his sleep and freaked out :laugh:
Dogs are fucking hilarious.
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1025 on: March 07, 2009, 06:07:27 PM »
The smell of rotten eggs seems to cause erections. That's what some researchers found out in Napels.


Pretty useless fact, the smell will chase any possible partner away for miles.
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1026 on: March 07, 2009, 07:14:45 PM »

I can smell in the past, so to speak.

I would say that I have a dawg's nose, but dawgs seem to only have four re-actions to what they smell, such as,  Eat-it, Piss-on-it, Fuck-it, or Run-away.

I may react quite differently, but possibly some elements of all four of the previously described "typical" reactions may also be included.

Rotten eggs abound with history to a refined sniffer.
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1027 on: March 08, 2009, 03:40:53 PM »
My street is on goggle street view you can see my truck and messy yard
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1028 on: March 09, 2009, 05:40:51 PM »
Hitting a wild turkey with your left shoulder and bicep while traveling around 40-45 mph on a motorycle hurts......

...........A LOT!
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1029 on: March 09, 2009, 07:41:09 PM »
Quote from: Diesel on March 09, 2009, 05:40:51 PM
Hitting a wild turkey with your left shoulder and bicep while traveling around 40-45 mph on a motorycle hurts......

...........A LOT!

We have tons of them around here I wouldn't want to hit one with my truck let alone on a motorcycle
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1030 on: March 10, 2009, 04:57:36 AM »
We have no wild turkeys here. I want turkey.  :-\
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1031 on: March 10, 2009, 05:27:38 AM »
If I don't leave for college soon, I will most definitely be late.
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1032 on: March 10, 2009, 05:32:24 AM »
This Wild Turkey is also very good.  8)
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1033 on: March 10, 2009, 08:50:29 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on March 10, 2009, 05:32:24 AM
This Wild Turkey is also very good.  8)

Distilled not very far from me....bout a 20 minuet drive.
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1034 on: March 10, 2009, 10:21:53 AM »
Quote from: Diesel on March 09, 2009, 05:40:51 PM
Hitting a wild turkey with your left shoulder and bicep while traveling around 40-45 mph on a motorycle hurts......

...........A LOT!

Yeah, I'lll bet it does! Did you collect it for the dinner table or did it get away?



Wild turkey is fucking awesome - even the white meat is dark-ish. LoL



Wild turkey is native to the Americas. Euro-types do not qualify.
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