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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #600 on: September 11, 2008, 02:33:59 PM »
dolphins have sprung loaded penii.

Dolphins are more intelligent than humans.

that's what i said.

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #601 on: September 11, 2008, 02:34:14 PM »

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #602 on: October 02, 2008, 11:42:42 AM »

A couple of years ago, I was doing two or three hours per week of volunteer work for the school my kids attend. They told me one day that they did not need me anymore. I was BUMMED!

Today, my wife started the same thing at the new school. This seemed like a really uplifting thing for her. I'm not sure what she will be doing, but hopefully, she will have the opportunity to get to know more closely the teachers who are working with our kids, as I did before.
She gets karma, at least!
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #603 on: October 02, 2008, 12:39:55 PM »
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #604 on: October 04, 2008, 07:21:38 PM »
I have three drill presses in my basement and only one works
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #605 on: October 05, 2008, 07:14:56 PM »
Hitler often wore shoes.

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #606 on: October 05, 2008, 07:29:31 PM »
I often don't wear shoes
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #607 on: October 05, 2008, 08:13:25 PM »
I am not wearing any shoes right now.

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #608 on: October 06, 2008, 07:47:24 AM »

When my mom recently came to visit, she brought me several pounds of pistachios from the Pistachio Tree Ranch growers in New Mexico.

She knows how much I love pistachios and fresh ones are hard to find, here.
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #609 on: October 06, 2008, 08:15:04 AM »
I am not wearing any shoes right now.

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #610 on: October 07, 2008, 04:50:40 PM »
Last Thursday, my wife went in to the school to do some volunteer work and was not busy at all, so she doodled.

She does glass etching in her spare time and has been trying to draw an etchable scene with a water mill, stream, fence, winding road thing. Problem with etching is that too much detail destroys it. She went back today and found that the office ladies had pulled her doodling out of the recycle bin, framed them and hung them on the wall.

She was a little embarrassed. They were doodles that she threw away. Why would someone do this?

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #611 on: October 07, 2008, 04:57:07 PM »
 :laugh: My partner pulls my crap out of the trash and insists he's going to get rich off it someday. I think it's a matter of supply-and-demand: in their little spheres, even throwaway creativity is too valuable to waste. There's no thought of the artist's desires or property rights because once it's in the trash it's assumed to be given up.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #612 on: October 07, 2008, 05:24:02 PM »
:laugh: My partner pulls my crap out of the trash and insists he's going to get rich off it someday. I think it's a matter of supply-and-demand: in their little spheres, even throwaway creativity is too valuable to waste. There's no thought of the artist's desires or property rights because once it's in the trash it's assumed to be given up.
Having no regard for the artist's rights, came first to my mind.

You are probably right. I had not thought of the supply and demand of creativity.
For a long time, I thought everyone was as creative as those I worked around.
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #613 on: October 08, 2008, 12:02:25 PM »
Scientists have not been able to explain a 1998 study showing a bright light shone on the backs of human knees can reset the brain's sleep-wake clock.
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #614 on: October 08, 2008, 01:55:35 PM »
that belongs in the WTF thread.  :zombiefuck: