SO got his first smartphone awhile back. Now I need a leash so that he doesn't walk into things/people while in the store because he can't put it down.
![Roar :roar:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/screaming-smiley_1.gif)
I'm actually having fun with it though. He has this annoying habit of grabbing my ass in public...but now I've discovered I can easily slip away and leave him walking behind someone else.
![Evil >:D](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/evil.gif)
He almost grabbed this guy's ass in Walmart the other day...not sure who was more disturbed him or the dude who almost got groped.
![omgzokool :zoinks:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grinman.gif)