SO got his first smartphone awhile back. Now I need a leash so that he doesn't walk into things/people while in the store because he can't put it down.

I'm actually having fun with it though. He has this annoying habit of grabbing my ass in public...but now I've discovered I can easily slip away and leave him walking behind someone else.

He almost grabbed this guy's ass in Walmart the other day...not sure who was more disturbed him or the dude who almost got groped.
