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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3615 on: November 02, 2013, 02:41:52 PM »
Our company's mail server is down.

Better call CBC to the rescue!

:hahaha:

You mean Hyke. :P

I made a career change. So, no Hyke to the rescue. No, no, not me. (Though, a paid trip to Sweden, just to deliver a few letters, would be nice.)

:(

You would have to bike through Denmark. :P

Denmark can be skipped. I could take a ferry in Germany.


Did you know that Denmark recently ................. nevermind.

In real life you would have just witnessed a genuine aspie information dispersal moment. *sigh*

The post following yours, I had to keep myself from doing the same.  :asthing:

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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3616 on: November 02, 2013, 02:42:29 PM »
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3617 on: November 02, 2013, 02:43:44 PM »
My armpits smell differently. My left armpit smells a little bit like a cunt  :facepalm2:

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3618 on: November 02, 2013, 03:03:51 PM »
My armpits smell differently. My left armpit smells a little bit like a cunt  :facepalm2:

You should wipe your left armpit's sweat on a rag and save it. Then, the next time you :wanker:, close your eyes and smell it. :zoinks:

It disturbed me a little to write that. :orly:
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3619 on: November 02, 2013, 03:04:43 PM »
My armpits smell differently. My left armpit smells a little bit like a cunt  :facepalm2:

You should wipe your left armpit's sweat on a rag and save it. Then, the next time you :wanker:, close your eyes and smell it. :zoinks:

It aroused me a little to write that.  :hahaha:

fixed.
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3620 on: November 02, 2013, 03:15:54 PM »
My armpits smell differently. My left armpit smells a little bit like a cunt  :facepalm2:

You should wipe your left armpit's sweat on a rag and save it. Then, the next time you :wanker:, close your eyes and smell it. :zoinks:

It aroused me a little to write that.  :hahaha:

fixed.

I was channeling Rage. That's the sort of advice that he would give. :CanofWorms:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3621 on: November 02, 2013, 03:22:14 PM »
My armpits smell differently. My left armpit smells a little bit like a cunt  :facepalm2:

You should wipe your left armpit's sweat on a rag and save it. Then, the next time you :wanker:, close your eyes and smell it. :zoinks:

It aroused me a little to write that.  :hahaha:

fixed.

I was channeling Rage. That's the sort of advice that he would give. :CanofWorms:

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3622 on: November 02, 2013, 03:31:58 PM »
Our company's mail server is down.

Better call CBC to the rescue!

:hahaha:

You mean Hyke. :P

I made a career change. So, no Hyke to the rescue. No, no, not me. (Though, a paid trip to Sweden, just to deliver a few letters, would be nice.)

:(

You would have to bike through Denmark. :P

Denmark can be skipped. I could take a ferry in Germany.


Did you know that Denmark recently ................. nevermind.

In real life you would have just witnessed a genuine aspie information dispersal moment. *sigh*

The post following yours, I had to keep myself from doing the same.  :asthing:

 :asthing:

:asthing::asthing:


:O


WOW!

:asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3623 on: November 02, 2013, 03:46:23 PM »
Have you not seen the new marquee? Now, the smilies can move in either direction. :2thumbsup:

Synchronized spazzing should be an Olympic sport. :thumbup:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3624 on: November 02, 2013, 04:09:05 PM »
Have you not seen the new marquee? Now, the smilies can move in either direction. :2thumbsup:

Synchronized spazzing should be an Olympic sport. :thumbup:

I like bats.   :flyingbat:
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3625 on: November 03, 2013, 01:29:59 AM »
How do I stop watching this thread?

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3626 on: November 03, 2013, 06:17:59 PM »
Have you not seen the new marquee? Now, the smilies can move in either direction. :2thumbsup:

Synchronized spazzing should be an Olympic sport. :thumbup:

I like bats.   :flyingbat:

I have posted a bat ballet somewhere. :hyke:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3627 on: November 03, 2013, 10:57:02 PM »
THE ASTHINGS ARE MOVING AT DIFFERENT SPEEDS!!! :GA:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3628 on: November 03, 2013, 11:33:51 PM »
THE ASTHINGS ARE MOVING AT DIFFERENT SPEEDS!!! :GA:

Yeah, someone needs to explain why they do not meet exactly in THE MIDDLE, right?


 :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA:

OH SHIT!!!

NO, really. I mean it!!

OH SHIT!!


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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3629 on: November 04, 2013, 12:12:35 AM »
There's an easy explanation to that one. See if someone spots it.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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