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Offline Janicka

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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #30 on: June 29, 2007, 07:54:41 PM »
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Quote from: Janicka on June 29, 2007, 03:58:28 PM
WTF is a fluffer?

I'll do PR - I'll start by hacking the Paris Hilton wikipedia page to say that she starred in it.   :clap:

A fluffer is someone who's job is to get the actors aroused prior to filming, but who doesn't appear in the film.

Oh, OK.  I can do that...  as long as there's not pictures of me fucking someone all ove the internet. 
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2007, 06:12:25 PM »
Quote from: Janicka on June 29, 2007, 04:33:42 PM
Let's set up shop in the UK and see if Graelwyn shows up.   :evillaugh:
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2007, 10:31:11 PM »
Oh, and another thing.  My fluffer contract has to specifically exclude shit eating and piss drinking.  I'm not ashamed of being a prude when it comes to those things. 
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2007, 11:44:07 PM »
Quote from: Janicka on June 30, 2007, 10:31:11 PM
Oh, and another thing.  My fluffer contract has to specifically exclude shit eating and piss drinking.  I'm not ashamed of being a prude when it comes to those things. 
done.

just initial here.  here.  here.  a-aand here.
sign and date here.


what's that?  no don't worry about the fine print.  you're covered.
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2007, 09:09:55 PM »
Is that PISS in that beer stein? 

Let me see that fine fucking print..  I may be gullible, but I wasn't born yesterday.  :grrr:
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2007, 09:13:29 PM »
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #36 on: July 02, 2007, 07:11:37 AM »
Quote from: Janicka on July 01, 2007, 09:09:55 PM
Is that PISS in that beer stein? 

Let me see that fine fucking print..  I may be gullible, but I wasn't born yesterday.  :grrr:

If it's a fluffer contract, it's all fine fucking print, no matter the text size.
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #37 on: July 02, 2007, 07:17:09 AM »
what's a fluffer?
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #38 on: July 02, 2007, 07:20:22 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 02, 2007, 07:17:09 AM
what's a fluffer?
Quote from: Peter on June 29, 2007, 05:41:29 PM
A fluffer is someone who's job is to get the actors aroused prior to filming, but who doesn't appear in the film.
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #39 on: July 02, 2007, 07:49:01 AM »
i cannot even begin to express how overjoyed i am that i asked.  my life is now complete, and i can die, happy.

ta peter.  i think.
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