Ask QuirkyCarla Anything

[Randy]

What would your favorite meal be?

I have modified it to contain all your nutritional needs, extras things to makes your more powerful, and it tastes the same. (Just pretend, we don;t know our full nutritional needs.  Even things like lithium is still being checked to see if its essential, and good sources of lithium are seaweed and sugar cane.)

[McGiver]

are you at all jealous that fluorescent is now stalking HG.  But seems to be keeping you on the line, like its a favor or something?

[Randy]

Eamonn that was old. If I were to meet her personaly it would be for friendship purposes. I can find distractions so I don;t stalk. There are problems with your stalker theroy. She said she  likes to travel, so I assumed she would not mind, and did not want to live in New Jersey anymore.? I was stuck in limbo when she mentioned Sean.? I knew it would be a big problem to travel to see her, but I did not want to hurt her. I could not open my mouth for fear of hurting her.? I also thought it would be worth it because she is so nice to me, and? she is closer than anyone else here.? I don;t know why she is worrying considering what I risk loosing over stalking.? She stalkes too, so why is she complaining? I memorized things that are important to me, and she is the first person who gave me a chance, as a friend. That means alot of after 23 years with nobody. I understand that is partly my fault, but they did not bother to try when they had the chance.

[McGiver]

Carla, did you ever complain?

is fluorescent seeing his own version of reality again?

[QuirkyCarla]

If you had to have a pet, what woud it be?

A dog.

[Nomaken]

Can somebody please pretend like they are quirky's significant other so that fluorescent will abandon that hope?

[Randy]

If some one keeps bringing up an issue, its sounds like complaining to me. ?I don;t mind, because she needs to tell me if something bother;s her. One more thing, she is very compassionate. Nomaken, I already know about Sean, and I am fine being just friends.



I owe her a question. ?This is my way of not looking like a thread hijacker.

Has your computer ever got a virus on it?

[McGiver]

she doesn't keep bringing it up.
i do.
i am beginning to be concerned with you instant infatuation with the females.
who's next?

[McGiver]

If you had to have a pet, what woud it be?

A dog.

which celebrity would you like to be your master?

[QuirkyCarla]

if you could be a pet, what type of animal would you be and why?

Either a dog or a cat. I've always envied them because they don't have to worry about the same things humans do (like work, etc.) AND they get taken care of (assuming they're not neglected/abused). They also aren't confined to cages/tanks nearly as often as other pets.

[QuirkyCarla]

also if you could be a pet, which celebrity would you like to be your master?

If you had to have a pet, what woud it be?

A dog.

which celebrity would you like to be your master?

Patience, I'm answering them in order.

Hmmm...I'll go with Tom Hanks for now. He seems like the kind of person who would treat a pet well, and he's currently tied with Jack Nicholson for favorite actor (though I like a lot of young actors too).

[QuirkyCarla]

how many chucks could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck, chucks?

86.

[QuirkyCarla]

What if teaching fails, what is your secondary career?

Have some faith in me. I'll be a teacher and a damn good one at that, even though I'll have to work on having an authoritative tone and social skills. I will not allow teasing/bullying, and I'll make sure my co-workers know exactly what AS/HFA is.
If that were to fail, I'd probably become a struggling musician or become a certified music therapist and work with people with autism. Becoming a social worker or child psychologist is also an option.

[QuirkyCarla]

How much would I have to pay you to jog a mile?

What if there was a sundae promised to you?

At least $50 if it was outside...I'd do a mile on a treadmill for free, though money for it would be nice.

A sundae would make all the work I just did pointless, but if it was really hot out, I might cave in.

[QuirkyCarla]

What would your favorite meal be?

I have modified it to contain all your nutritional needs, extras things to makes your more powerful, and it tastes the same. (Just pretend, we don;t know our full nutritional needs.  Even things like lithium is still being checked to see if its essential, and good sources of lithium are seaweed and sugar cane.)

My favorite meal would be a cheeseburger and french fries which isn't healthy at all. However, that could be replaced with a turkey burger (sauteed in onions) and potatoes...and what the heck, a salad or broccoli too.