odeon, do not read!

[Scrapheap]

I grew up in a very violent area. Being everyone's slappin' bitch gets old after a while.

Were you in a small town or big city??

[DirtDawg]

Kind of hard to say, really, because, we were actually in a small town, that was close to a larger city near the border with a couple million people on the other side of the border. I've also seen official estimates of the population, demonstrating that the census was off by over three hundred percent, because of all the illegals. It wasn't just La Raza against the gavachos, either, because they fought each other even more brutally than they fought us white-eyes.

... small town with serious growing pains.

[Calandale]

Being everyone's slappin' bitch gets old after a while.

Yeah. 

[Scrapheap]

Kind of hard to say, really, because, we were actually in a small town, that was close to a larger city near the border with a couple million people on the other side of the border. I've also seen official estimates of the population, demonstrating that the census was off by over three hundred percent, because of all the illegals. It wasn't just La Raza against the gavachos, either, because they fought each other even more brutally than they fought us white-eyes.

... small town with serious growing pains.

Sounds a bit like where I grew up in Nebraska (minus all the mexicans across the border) . A small town on the edge of Omaha that was just beginning to expand.


Small town people hate change.

Mexicans DO fight eachother brutaly. Santa Maria vs Guadelupe, 13 vs 14 etc......

[renaeden]

You should have seen it coming and caught his wrist. One jerk to extend his arm combined with about eighteen pounds of pressure from under the joint will dislocate his elbow and give you a clear advantage in the sure-to-follow conversation. Don't worry, you can easily develop over two hundred pounds of pressure with your arms, and even dislocate a knee the same way, but knees are weaker when the pressure is applied to the side. It only takes about forty pounds of pressure on a knee if you go sideways. I did that to a guy who tried to kick me once. I caught his ankle, extended his leg, slammed my elbow into the side of his knee joint and popped it out. He was fucked with my first hit and his friends ran away. He was lucky that I did not want to fight.

... or, after seeing it coming, make sure that the lit end of your cigarette was the only thing he could touch with his twelve year old's antics.

I like this one.  Then you could have said "Sorry."

And then, "Oops, I've got long arms."

[Callaway]

You should have seen it coming and caught his wrist. One jerk to extend his arm combined with about eighteen pounds of pressure from under the joint will dislocate his elbow and give you a clear advantage in the sure-to-follow conversation. Don't worry, you can easily develop over two hundred pounds of pressure with your arms, and even dislocate a knee the same way, but knees are weaker when the pressure is applied to the side. It only takes about forty pounds of pressure on a knee if you go sideways. I did that to a guy who tried to kick me once. I caught his ankle, extended his leg, slammed my elbow into the side of his knee joint and popped it out. He was fucked with my first hit and his friends ran away. He was lucky that I did not want to fight.

... or, after seeing it coming, make sure that the lit end of your cigarette was the only thing he could touch with his twelve year old's antics.

I like this one.  Then you could have said "Sorry."

And then, "Oops, I've got long arms."

 

[McGiver]

 

[QuirkyCarla]

McJagger is sexy when he is angry.

[McGiver]

McJagger is sexy when he is angry.

don't placate me.  you wouldn't like me when i am calm.

[Janicka]

I was once at the symphony, and the guy behind us was making a holy racket - he was holding one of those plastic bags that rustles every time you move it, and he was moving it ever 2 seconds.  My husband suggested that he might want to put the bag on the floor because he was making a holy racket.  His friend called my husband a pussy and threatened to kick his ass.  I made some comment about what an asshole he was, and he asked me what charm school I went to.  To which I replied, "Your mother's".  At that point, he threw a punch and got arrested.  The rest of the symphony was nice..  and quiet. 

[McGiver]

was it a bag of fruit punch?

[Janicka]

Probably...   

[McGiver]

Probably...   

so you are married.
how old are you?

[Janicka]

Yeah, I'm 30.

My husband's 12 years old. 

Just kidding - he's 38. 

[El]

Yeah, I'm 30.

My husband's 12 years old. 

Just kidding - he's 38. 

Are there times when both seem to be true?