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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #45 on: June 29, 2007, 01:45:17 PM »
Quote from: Janicka on June 29, 2007, 10:53:22 AM
Yeah, I'm 30.

My husband's 12 years old.  :eyebrows:

Just kidding - he's 38. 
my wife is 30. i will be 38 in july.
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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #46 on: June 29, 2007, 01:48:19 PM »
I have this desperate need to post this image here before I read through the rest of McJ's post.


i am just standing there with my back to the wall, on an 8 foot wide sidewalk.  some guys walks past, right next to me and throws his elbow at me.  he says, "sorry."
i say, "what the fuck is your problem."
he repeats, "i said i was sorry."
i said, "fuck if you are, douchebag (raising my voice now) you had eight feet of sidewalk and you walked up right next to me and threw your elbow at me."
he says, " sorry, i have long arms."  and he continues to walk.i yelled, "get the fuck back here and i will break your arms.  c'mon potsie, get the hell back here."
he keeps walking.


wtf.  i have never been in a fistfight before (ever).  but i was so pissed at this blatant lack of common respect i was ready to beat him to a bloody pulp.
did i over -react?

this douchebag was about my age, idrty and a mexican.  no teeth, and probably a drunk.

Priceless.  :laugh:
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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #47 on: June 29, 2007, 01:51:28 PM »
Quote from: Janicka on June 29, 2007, 09:10:09 AM
I was once at the symphony, and the guy behind us was making a holy racket - he was holding one of those plastic bags that rustles every time you move it, and he was moving it ever 2 seconds.  My husband suggested that he might want to put the bag on the floor because he was making a holy racket.  His friend called my husband a pussy and threatened to kick his ass.  I made some comment about what an asshole he was, and he asked me what charm school I went to.  To which I replied, "Your mother's".  At that point, he threw a punch and got arrested.  The rest of the symphony was nice..  and quiet. 

:LMAO:

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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #48 on: June 29, 2007, 01:52:17 PM »
 :darnit:
i guess i walked right into that one.





i'll wait till you are feeling better and i will pay you back, my bitch!
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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #49 on: June 29, 2007, 01:53:47 PM »
Quote from: McBaldrick on June 29, 2007, 01:52:17 PM
:darnit:
i guess i walked right into that one.





i'll wait till you are feeling better and i will pay you back, my bitch!

Joking aside, I would have reacted the same way. Speaking of which, I did once when I was retailing at a charity shop back in '06.
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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2007, 02:00:26 PM »
Quote from: thepeaguy on June 29, 2007, 01:53:47 PM
Quote from: McBaldrick on June 29, 2007, 01:52:17 PM
:darnit:
i guess i walked right into that one.





i'll wait till you are feeling better and i will pay you back, my bitch!

Joking aside, I would have reacted the same way. Speaking of which, I did once when I was retailing at a charity shop back in '06.
tell us about it swee-pea guy.
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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #51 on: June 29, 2007, 02:21:12 PM »
Quote from: McBaldrick on June 29, 2007, 02:00:26 PM
Quote from: thepeaguy on June 29, 2007, 01:53:47 PM
Quote from: McBaldrick on June 29, 2007, 01:52:17 PM
:darnit:
i guess i walked right into that one.





i'll wait till you are feeling better and i will pay you back, my bitch!

Joking aside, I would have reacted the same way. Speaking of which, I did once when I was retailing at a charity shop back in '06.
tell us about it swee-pea guy.

Alright.

I was behind the counter at the time, twiddling me thumbs. Then, all of a sudden, some family came in through the door and acted rather obnoxious. There was this young lad there, who was extremely rambunctious, acting like a complete prat by pushing the clothes rails around and taking the piss out of my appearance. I got my fat arse out of the chair and confronted the moron over his behaviour. I took his hands off the rails where he was leaning his whole body on them, and suddenly he pushed me. His mother started complaining about how he's disabled and how my conduct was inappropriate (this lady wouldn't know what etiquette is if it bit her in the arse, let alone knowing what it means and how it is spelled). Tough shit, you fucks, just because you come from an impoverished area in Bristol (Hartcliffe, Knowle-West) doesn't give you the right to push people like me around. And please spare me the disability excuse because I'm disabled by society, and I hardly act like a prat in public -- 'cept online. :P

Shitheads.  :finger:
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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #52 on: June 29, 2007, 02:50:25 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 29, 2007, 12:25:07 PM
Quote from: Janicka on June 29, 2007, 10:53:22 AM
Yeah, I'm 30.

My husband's 12 years old.  :eyebrows:

Just kidding - he's 38. 

Are there times when both seem to be true?

Yeah.  Fortuntely, though, not during sex.   ;D
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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #53 on: June 29, 2007, 03:41:35 PM »
mcjagger's hot.

i've got rihanna's umbrella in my head.
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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #54 on: June 29, 2007, 03:41:46 PM »
P, Janicka + :laugh:
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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #55 on: June 29, 2007, 03:43:11 PM »
milla plus one for her honesty.
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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #56 on: June 29, 2007, 03:46:51 PM »
You just plus her because she said you're hot. :laugh:
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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #57 on: June 29, 2007, 03:48:38 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 29, 2007, 03:46:51 PM
You just plus her because she said you're hot. :laugh:
no.  because of her honesty. :eyelash:
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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #58 on: June 29, 2007, 03:49:17 PM »
who cares? i'll take a plus. :laugh:
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Re: odeon, do not read!
« Reply #59 on: June 29, 2007, 03:52:51 PM »
Have another. :plus:
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