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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #330 on: December 09, 2006, 12:55:43 PM »
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Robert, you are locked in a room with pat robertson and bill o rielly, you have a gun with 1 bullet in it, what do you do?

He'd shoot Pat robertson if he had a brain.

Wrong!  He would ask the two of them to stand back-to-back and fire the single bullet through both of their hearts.

 ;)

Sorry, that won't work.

Geometry: the hearts will be on two different sides. Fire through the medulla area shoulder to shoulder.

Physics: not enough gun for that, except in the movies. Borrow my 300 Mag and have them stand facing the same way. Aim anywhere in the central torso.
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #331 on: December 09, 2006, 12:59:02 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 09, 2006, 12:55:43 PM
Quote from: Callaway on December 09, 2006, 12:32:02 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 09, 2006, 12:23:17 PM
Quote from: Nomaken on December 02, 2006, 04:21:39 PM
Robert, you are locked in a room with pat robertson and bill o rielly, you have a gun with 1 bullet in it, what do you do?

He'd shoot Pat robertson if he had a brain.

Wrong!  He would ask the two of them to stand back-to-back and fire the single bullet through both of their hearts.

 ;)

Sorry, that won't work.

Geometry: the hearts will be on two different sides. Fire through the medulla area shoulder to shoulder.

Physics: not enough gun for that, except in the movies. Borrow my 300 Mag and have them stand facing the same way. Aim anywhere in the central torso.

DirtDawg, I think you just did an AS thing!

 :LMAO:
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #332 on: December 09, 2006, 01:35:14 PM »
Wot?
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #333 on: December 09, 2006, 01:36:43 PM »
:LMAO: You did too, you did too!
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #334 on: December 09, 2006, 01:48:16 PM »
I was joking.  Didn't you see the  ;) emoticon?

Maybe Pat Robertson and Bill O'Reilly could stand back-to-back but staggered so as to line up their hearts and the gun could be a .357 Magnum or a Glock .45 if it has to be a handgun, or it could even be a rifle.  A rifle would definitely be powerful enough for a bullet from it to pass through and kill them both.  Don't you remember the Nazis doing those horrific experiments to see how many people they could line up in a row and kill with a single rifle bullet?
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #335 on: December 09, 2006, 01:59:41 PM »
you are very interesting people.

i am on cloud fucking nine.
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #336 on: December 09, 2006, 02:01:25 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 09, 2006, 01:59:41 PM
you are very interesting people.

i am on cloud fucking nine.

Why are you on Cloud Nine, McJagger?
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #337 on: December 09, 2006, 02:03:53 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on December 09, 2006, 02:01:25 PM
Quote from: McJagger on December 09, 2006, 01:59:41 PM
you are very interesting people.

i am on cloud fucking nine.

Why are you on Cloud Nine, McJagger?

girls youth soccer and how proud i am of my ten under eight girls.
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #338 on: December 09, 2006, 02:37:11 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on December 09, 2006, 01:48:16 PM
I was joking.  Didn't you see the  ;) emoticon?


OH! I see. I wasn't. I was prepared to apply several other sciences to the problem at hand, if necessary.  :eyebrows:

Besides, I don't think I'm AS.  I'm a different flavor. Doesn't seem to make that much difference in practice, though, does it?

 :laugh:
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #339 on: December 09, 2006, 03:07:14 PM »
How about doing a HFA thing, then? ;)
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #340 on: December 09, 2006, 03:27:04 PM »
Or AS could mean 'Autistic Spectrum'  ;)
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #341 on: December 09, 2006, 10:54:12 PM »
but it doesnt thats ASD for Autistic Spectrum Disorder FOOL

AS means advanced subsidiary (got that from the crappy Aspie Village highlighty text thing *yawn*)
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #342 on: December 10, 2006, 09:41:19 AM »
I was reusing the acronym :P

BadgerTom did an AS thing....  :green:
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #343 on: December 10, 2006, 10:41:21 AM »
It would seem so.

Reusing an acronym is a little AS and reusing an acronym more than once is very AS.

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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #344 on: December 10, 2006, 11:00:10 AM »
Whew!! I just ate some beans, now i've got some nasty gas comming out of my AS.  ;D
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