Ask RobertN anything!!!

[Peter]

just gay ones?  i thought it was fairly ubiquitous.

oh, but maybe that's just for women.

shut up, Lucifer...   

I think it might be somewhat more common for gay porn guys than straight porn guys, but I tend to avoid stuff with guys in it (what I like would be considered by many to be more erotica than porn really), so I can't be sure.

[Lucifer]

fair comment.

an interesting question - most people run off screaming when i ask them, so perhaps i'll get some sense here:

why don't people get velcroed together when they're having sex?  i mean, all that short and curly hair rubbing against each other.  just imagine if you did, and then separated a bit too quickly - instant bikini wax.

* Lucifer gulps and winces.

[Callaway]

How in the world will Robert N know the answer to this question?  Didn't he write that he is a virgin?

fair comment.

an interesting question - most people run off screaming when i ask them, so perhaps i'll get some sense here:

why don't people get velcroed together when they're having sex? i mean, all that short and curly hair rubbing against each other. just imagine if you did, and then separated a bit too quickly - instant bikini wax.

* Lucifer gulps and winces.

I have never had this problem, but my hair is not very curly.

[Peter]

Velcro works on a loop and hook principal (hook and hook works too), and since pubes don't form loops, and are far too soft to form any sort of a hook, no significant adhesion takes place.  Indeed, pubes seem to function as somewhat of a lubricant.

[Lucifer]

tut.  i know all that.  but my concept was funnier, without the mechanical pedantry.

honestly, some people just don't get humour...   

[purposefulinsanity]

When did you get the new job Rob and did you have to buy your own tux??

[Callaway]

tut.? i know all that.? but my concept was funnier, without the mechanical pedantry.

honestly, some people just don't get humour...? ?

[RobertN]

When did you get the new job Rob and did you have to buy your own tux??

My God, I would have to buy very special apparatus to serve you. Kind of similar to the protective clothing that environmental health officers use to remove rats from people's gardens and crap from the sewage.

[RobertN]

When did you get the new job Rob and did you have to buy your own tux??

Speaking of which, when are you going to get yourself a job? Or are you so useless that society doesn't want you?

[purposefulinsanity]

When did you get the new job Rob and did you have to buy your own tux??

Speaking of which, when are you going to get yourself a job? Or are you so useless that society doesn't want you?

Surely you're not suggesting that being a full-time parent is not a useful role in society??

[RobertN]

When did you get the new job Rob and did you have to buy your own tux??

Speaking of which, when are you going to get yourself a job? Or are you so useless that society doesn't want you?

Surely you're not suggesting that being a full-time parent is not a useful role in society??

My Mother successfully held down a job, brought up me and my brother, and was a single parent!!

[purposefulinsanity]

When did you get the new job Rob and did you have to buy your own tux??

Speaking of which, when are you going to get yourself a job? Or are you so useless that society doesn't want you?

Surely you're not suggesting that being a full-time parent is not a useful role in society??

My Mother successfully held down a job, brought up me and my brother, and was a single parent!!

So that means that everyone has to chose to have someone else take care of their kids then does it??

[RobertN]

Or maybe you are just a shit parent. You probably haven't got a single qualification to your name and just had kids to scrounge off the state for the rest of your life.

[Peter]

Give it a break Robert; you're just making yourself look like a tosser.  Come back when you've cooled off.

[purposefulinsanity]

Or maybe you are just a shit parent. You probably haven't got a single qualification to your name and just had kids to scrounge off the state for the rest of your life.

So by choosing to take care of my children myself I am a bad parent?   When I chose to have children it was with the full intension of taking responsibility for raising them myself, not leaving that responsibility up to a childminder.  How does taking this responsibility seriously make me a bad parent?

What do you actually know about me other than that I pissed you off??  In case you haven't noticed many of the regular posters have taken the piss out of your fawning.

Do you really know what qualifications I have?  Do you know what my career plans are for the future?  Do you know anything about me at all really?

And btw- you can say what you like to me you're just making yourself look even more childish and petty- move on.