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Offline Nomaken

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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2006, 03:16:27 AM »
You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god.  What do you say/do?
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2006, 03:24:06 AM »
robert,
when will you be back?
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2006, 05:35:40 PM »
How would you like your funeral conducted?
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2006, 07:13:19 AM »
What's the most times you've orgasmed in a day?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2006, 05:25:26 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on May 26, 2006, 03:16:27 AM
You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god. What do you say/do?

I would be more confused than anything, so I will keep my mouth shut!


Quote from: McJagger on May 26, 2006, 03:24:06 AM
robert,
when will you be back?

Yesterday? :)


Quote from: Nomaken on May 27, 2006, 05:35:40 PM
How would you like your funeral conducted?

According to socialist principles. I want to be remembered as the foundering father of robertnoakesism, a modified form of democratic socialism.


Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 28, 2006, 07:13:19 AM
What's the most times you've orgasmed in a day?

I only tend to wank once a day in the last few years. However when I was 14 I could get off 3-4 times a day!!? ;D

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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #35 on: May 28, 2006, 05:55:19 PM »
Did you just think of Omega's vaginal secretions when you read this?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #36 on: May 28, 2006, 06:22:44 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 28, 2006, 05:55:19 PM
Did you just think of Omega's vaginal secretions when you read this?

Of course!! There is not a moment when I am NOT thinking of my darling omega's vaginal secretions!!  :D
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #37 on: May 28, 2006, 07:59:38 PM »
what is your height?
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2006, 02:27:50 PM »
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #39 on: May 29, 2006, 10:18:25 PM »
What in life truely makes you happy on a regular basis, and why exactly does it make you happy?
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #40 on: May 30, 2006, 09:56:13 AM »
What is your length?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #41 on: May 30, 2006, 10:01:04 AM »
both flacid and erect?
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2006, 10:35:03 AM »
robert, that means both standing up and lying down.
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #43 on: May 30, 2006, 10:46:26 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 30, 2006, 10:01:04 AM
both flacid and erect?

scarily enough, i know the answer to this. but, since this is Robert's thread, i will leave it to him to answer.  :angel:
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Re: Ask RobertN anything!!!
« Reply #44 on: May 30, 2006, 03:35:29 PM »
When have you felt the most vulnerable?
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law
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