The 700 Club

[Lucifer]

dear fucking christ on a bike - count me out.   

i'll just shag 700 people instead.

Messalina, anyone?   

if messalina is sex....yes!

oh, get some fucking culture, McLetter. 

Messalina was the roman emperor Claudius' wife (third, i think), who had a bet with Scylla, a famous prostitute, that she could shag more men in one night than the prostitute, one after the other.  she won. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messalina

why do you think i ask so many questions?

cos you're a sex-crazed maniac, with too much jism time on his hands, who only ever reads the smutty bits?

   

tell you what, perhaps i should offer to tutor you in cultural erotica (i.e., the highbrow filthy bits  .

[McGiver]

dear fucking christ on a bike - count me out.   

i'll just shag 700 people instead.

Messalina, anyone?   

if messalina is sex....yes!

oh, get some fucking culture, McLetter. 

Messalina was the roman emperor Claudius' wife (third, i think), who had a bet with Scylla, a famous prostitute, that she could shag more men in one night than the prostitute, one after the other.  she won. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messalina

why do you think i ask so many questions?

cos you're a sex-crazed maniac, with too much jism time on his hands, who only ever reads the smutty bits?

   

tell you what, perhaps i should offer to tutor you in cultural erotica (i.e., the highbrow filthy bits  .

but i fear that my tastes would then be discriminating.

[Lucifer]

dear fucking christ on a bike - count me out.   

i'll just shag 700 people instead.

Messalina, anyone?   

if messalina is sex....yes!

oh, get some fucking culture, McLetter. 

Messalina was the roman emperor Claudius' wife (third, i think), who had a bet with Scylla, a famous prostitute, that she could shag more men in one night than the prostitute, one after the other.  she won. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messalina

why do you think i ask so many questions?

cos you're a sex-crazed maniac, with too much jism time on his hands, who only ever reads the smutty bits?

   

tell you what, perhaps i should offer to tutor you in cultural erotica (i.e., the highbrow filthy bits  .

but i fear that my tastes would then be discriminating.

oh, heaven forfend. 

[McGiver]

for·fend     â€“verb (used with object) 1. to defend, secure, or protect. 
2. to fend off, avert, or prevent. 
3. Archaic. forbid. 

[Lucifer]

for·fend     â€“verb (used with object) 1. to defend, secure, or protect. 
2. to fend off, avert, or prevent. 
3. Archaic. forbid. 

christ - the spell's working already.   

[McGiver]

you did mean it in the arvhaic sense, right?
heaven forbid.

[Scrapheap]

[Messalina was the roman emperor Claudius' wife (third, i think), who had a bet with Scylla, a famous prostitute, that she could shag more men in one night than the prostitute, one after the other.  she won. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messalina

Well, this answers my question .............. Whose soul was Paris Hilton re-incarnated from. 

[Lucifer]

you did mean it in the arvhaic sense, right?
heaven forbid.

bingo.   

[McGiver]

*archaic.

oops.

[Lucifer]

*archaic.

oops.

i knew what you meant.  and i exercised huge self control and didn't mention it.  that's practically a miracle, you know.   

[McGiver]

*archaic.

oops.

i knew what you meant.  and i exercised huge self control and didn't mention it.  that's practically a miracle, you know.   

perhaps i am just a rebel and do it subconsciously.....who knows.


but i did get you back in another thread.

[Lucifer]

i noticed.  and i plussed you, but not really - i don't want to spoil your pristine 700.

[McGiver]

i noticed.  and i plussed you, but not really - i don't want to spoil your pristine 700.

i noticed.
and i am not pristine.

[Lucifer]

i noticed.  and i plussed you, but not really - i don't want to spoil your pristine 700.

i noticed.
and i am not pristine.

didn't say you were, silly - i said your karma score was. 

[DirtDawg]

dear fucking christ on a bike - count me out.   

i'll just shag 700 people instead.

Messalina, anyone?   

if messalina is sex....yes!

oh, get some fucking culture, McLetter. 

Messalina was the roman emperor Claudius' wife (third, i think), who had a bet with Scylla, a famous prostitute, that she could shag more men in one night than the prostitute, one after the other.  she won. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messalina

That's the difference between a job and a hobby.