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Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 08:43:17 AMQuote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:17:27 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 02:48:22 AMdear fucking christ on a bike - count me out. i'll just shag 700 people instead.Messalina, anyone? if messalina is sex....yes!oh, get some fucking culture, McLetter. Messalina was the roman emperor Claudius' wife (third, i think), who had a bet with Scylla, a famous prostitute, that she could shag more men in one night than the prostitute, one after the other. she won. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messalinawhy do you think i ask so many questions?
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:17:27 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 02:48:22 AMdear fucking christ on a bike - count me out. i'll just shag 700 people instead.Messalina, anyone? if messalina is sex....yes!oh, get some fucking culture, McLetter. Messalina was the roman emperor Claudius' wife (third, i think), who had a bet with Scylla, a famous prostitute, that she could shag more men in one night than the prostitute, one after the other. she won. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messalina
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 02:48:22 AMdear fucking christ on a bike - count me out. i'll just shag 700 people instead.Messalina, anyone? if messalina is sex....yes!
dear fucking christ on a bike - count me out. i'll just shag 700 people instead.Messalina, anyone?
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:46:23 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 08:43:17 AMQuote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:17:27 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 02:48:22 AMdear fucking christ on a bike - count me out. i'll just shag 700 people instead.Messalina, anyone? if messalina is sex....yes!oh, get some fucking culture, McLetter. Messalina was the roman emperor Claudius' wife (third, i think), who had a bet with Scylla, a famous prostitute, that she could shag more men in one night than the prostitute, one after the other. she won. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messalinawhy do you think i ask so many questions?cos you're a sex-crazed maniac, with too much jism time on his hands, who only ever reads the smutty bits? tell you what, perhaps i should offer to tutor you in cultural erotica (i.e., the highbrow filthy bits .
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 08:58:42 AMQuote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:46:23 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 08:43:17 AMQuote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:17:27 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 02:48:22 AMdear fucking christ on a bike - count me out. i'll just shag 700 people instead.Messalina, anyone? if messalina is sex....yes!oh, get some fucking culture, McLetter. Messalina was the roman emperor Claudius' wife (third, i think), who had a bet with Scylla, a famous prostitute, that she could shag more men in one night than the prostitute, one after the other. she won. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messalinawhy do you think i ask so many questions?cos you're a sex-crazed maniac, with too much jism time on his hands, who only ever reads the smutty bits? tell you what, perhaps i should offer to tutor you in cultural erotica (i.e., the highbrow filthy bits .but i fear that my tastes would then be discriminating.
for·fend –verb (used with object) 1. to defend, secure, or protect. 2. to fend off, avert, or prevent. 3. Archaic. forbid.
[Messalina was the roman emperor Claudius' wife (third, i think), who had a bet with Scylla, a famous prostitute, that she could shag more men in one night than the prostitute, one after the other. she won. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messalina
you did mean it in the arvhaic sense, right?heaven forbid.
*archaic.oops.
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 09:28:00 AM*archaic.oops.i knew what you meant. and i exercised huge self control and didn't mention it. that's practically a miracle, you know.
i noticed. and i plussed you, but not really - i don't want to spoil your pristine 700.
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 09:33:58 AMi noticed. and i plussed you, but not really - i don't want to spoil your pristine 700. i noticed.and i am not pristine.