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The 700 Club
« on: June 23, 2007, 07:48:11 PM »
McEgomeister is now the head of Pat Robertsons show.  :clap:
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Re: The 700 Club
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2007, 08:08:13 PM »
why, is my karma up?
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2007, 08:12:13 PM »
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Re: The 700 Club
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2007, 08:15:24 PM »
I pot you over the top. When I saw you getting close to 700, The 700 clug was the only thing I thought of that's "700".


(Although a 698 BBC was a common drag racing engine 'bout 15 yrs ago)
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Re: The 700 Club
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2007, 08:16:59 PM »
i will gladly pull the plug on pat robertson.

would you like to become a 700 club gold member?
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Re: The 700 Club
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2007, 08:18:38 PM »
how much does gold membership cost??
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Re: The 700 Club
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2007, 08:19:59 PM »
Quote from: Catkiller on June 23, 2007, 08:18:38 PM
how much does gold membership cost??
a five hundred dollar donation.  but it comes with eternal salvation.
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Re: The 700 Club
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2007, 08:24:50 PM »
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 23, 2007, 08:19:59 PM
Quote from: Catkiller on June 23, 2007, 08:18:38 PM
how much does gold membership cost??
a five hundred dollar donation.  but it comes with eternal salvation.

Being that Scientology wants about $400,000, I'd call that one hell of a bargian... what's the catch??




 Or is it just a case of you get what you pay for??
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Re: The 700 Club
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2007, 08:35:02 PM »
I wish I was a member of the 700 Club. :eyebrows: :laugh:
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Re: The 700 Club
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2007, 12:32:02 AM »
is that anything like The Mile High Club?  do we get to shag 700 people?  cool!   :eyebrows:
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Re: The 700 Club
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2007, 12:57:16 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 12:32:02 AM
is that anything like The Mile High Club?  do we get to shag 700 people?  cool!   :eyebrows:

I wish that was the case, but sadly..... no.   The 700 Club
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Re: The 700 Club
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2007, 02:48:22 AM »
dear fucking christ on a bike - count me out.   :o

i'll just shag 700 people instead.

Messalina, anyone?   :eyebrows:
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Re: The 700 Club
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2007, 08:17:27 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 02:48:22 AM
dear fucking christ on a bike - count me out.   :o

i'll just shag 700 people instead.

Messalina, anyone?   :eyebrows:
if messalina is sex....yes!
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Re: The 700 Club
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2007, 08:43:17 AM »
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:17:27 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 02:48:22 AM
dear fucking christ on a bike - count me out.   :o

i'll just shag 700 people instead.

Messalina, anyone?   :eyebrows:
if messalina is sex....yes!

oh, get some fucking culture, McLetter.  ::)

Messalina was the roman emperor Claudius' wife (third, i think), who had a bet with Scylla, a famous prostitute, that she could shag more men in one night than the prostitute, one after the other.  she won. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messalina
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Re: The 700 Club
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2007, 08:46:23 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 08:43:17 AM
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:17:27 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 02:48:22 AM
dear fucking christ on a bike - count me out.   :o

i'll just shag 700 people instead.

Messalina, anyone?   :eyebrows:
if messalina is sex....yes!

oh, get some fucking culture, McLetter.  ::)

Messalina was the roman emperor Claudius' wife (third, i think), who had a bet with Scylla, a famous prostitute, that she could shag more men in one night than the prostitute, one after the other.  she won. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messalina
why do you think i ask so many questions?
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