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Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2007, 09:21:21 PM »
I love cats!!!

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Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2007, 09:22:37 PM »
That kitty porn was the best! But here's another one...


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Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2007, 10:23:45 PM »
I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2007, 10:28:37 PM »
I posted some pussy for you in your WP birthday thread, Richard..

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Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2007, 11:30:29 PM »
I love it! My rat does that! Isn't it amazing?!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
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Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
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Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2007, 05:21:15 PM »
Hmm...we always just knocked the cat off the tables,
so it wasn't really an issue.

My damn cats won't take a hint.  I knock them on the floor, and they keep coming back and trying to steal my food.

That's not the worst of it, though.  My mom had a cat that would attack her if she tried to remove him from the table.  Especially when she was having chicken.  He even tried to jump into the hot oven once when he smelled the chicken cooking - that cat was insane.

But, ironically, from the sound of it, the cat was pretty ballsy.  He wasn't what he ate.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2007, 08:14:35 PM »
Yeah, that cat was funny.

I don't so much mind my cats' poor table manners.  But my husband can't stand it.  The cat that I'm really mad at now - Pumpkin - tries to groom my hair.  She also is under the mistaken impression that my earrings (and I have lots of them) are nipples. 
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Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2007, 08:17:25 PM »
Hmm...we always just knocked the cat off the tables,
so it wasn't really an issue.

My damn cats won't take a hint.  I knock them on the floor, and they keep coming back and trying to steal my food.

That's not the worst of it, though.  My mom had a cat that would attack her if she tried to remove him from the table.  Especially when she was having chicken.  He even tried to jump into the hot oven once when he smelled the chicken cooking - that cat was insane.

That's what rivers are for. The tub works too though.


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Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2007, 08:53:07 PM »
I'd never do that - I love my cats.  They just have some really annoying habits. 
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Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2007, 08:58:01 PM »
I'd never do that - I love my cats.  They just have some really annoying habits. 

Still, a bit of discipline doesn't hurt.
And, it's FUN to bathe with them.

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Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2007, 08:59:50 PM »
I had to bathe my cat once after he got sprayed by a skunk.

I don't recommend it.   ::)
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Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2007, 09:18:24 PM »
We'd bathe ours regularly.
Just for the joy.

As to skunk, use something acidic.
Tomato juice works well, but I'd
guess that vinegar would be even
better. Otherwise, that stink just
doesn't come out.