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Offline Janicka

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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2007, 03:08:49 PM »
Quote from: McBaldrick on June 29, 2007, 03:06:33 PM
order some avon.

"Avon calling!"

Can the Avon lady be naked  :eyebrows:
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2007, 03:20:13 PM »
Quote from: Janicka on June 29, 2007, 03:08:49 PM
Quote from: McBaldrick on June 29, 2007, 03:06:33 PM
order some avon.

"Avon calling!"

Can the Avon lady be naked  :eyebrows:
wherever would she keep her product?
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2007, 03:22:04 PM »
Do you really want me to answer that...   >:D
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2007, 03:24:20 PM »
Quote from: Janicka on June 29, 2007, 03:22:04 PM
Do you really want me to answer that...   >:D
sure.  just sor shits and wiggles.
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2007, 03:30:19 PM »
Their Avon totebag, of course...   ;)
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2007, 03:31:26 PM »
oh yeah.  why didn't i think of that?
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2007, 03:49:33 PM »
Quote from: McBaldrick on June 29, 2007, 02:55:29 PM
or call a plumber and ask for a free in home estimate.

"Would you like to see my tool?"
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2007, 03:51:12 PM »
Quote from: Peter on June 29, 2007, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: McBaldrick on June 29, 2007, 02:55:29 PM
or call a plumber and ask for a free in home estimate.

"Would you like to see my tool?"
yep, i am here to clean some pipes.
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2007, 03:51:48 PM »
LOL - We should start a porn production company.  I think that we just wrote the plots for about a dozen flicks.  

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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2007, 03:55:14 PM »
Quote from: Janicka on June 29, 2007, 03:51:48 PM
LOL - We should start a porn production company.  I think that we just wrote the plots for about a dozen flicks.  


can peter be the star?

can i be the camara man?

will you be the fluffer?
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2007, 03:58:28 PM »
WTF is a fluffer?

I'll do PR - I'll start by hacking the Paris Hilton wikipedia page to say that she starred in it.   :clap:
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2007, 04:20:22 PM »
Quote from: Peter on June 22, 2007, 09:51:07 AM
Do they ever lure women with the promise of 13 year old boys?
That would be a good one to see. ;)

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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2007, 04:33:42 PM »
Let's set up shop in the UK and see if Graelwyn shows up.   :evillaugh:
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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2007, 05:41:29 PM »
Quote from: Janicka on June 29, 2007, 03:58:28 PM
WTF is a fluffer?

I'll do PR - I'll start by hacking the Paris Hilton wikipedia page to say that she starred in it.   :clap:

A fluffer is someone who's job is to get the actors aroused prior to filming, but who doesn't appear in the film.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: to catch a predator
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2007, 06:25:32 PM »
Would MSNBSB
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