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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #105 on: June 25, 2007, 12:48:37 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 24, 2007, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 07:26:15 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 24, 2007, 07:24:54 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 07:22:08 AM
PMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you?  my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.

:P
You groaned... but have you LEARNED and groan?
* Lucifer shakes her head.

if it were a dog, you'd shoot it...
Don't pretend to be so ruff.  I know your bark is worse than your bite.  And I bet my puns actually have you HOWLING, too, and you don't want to admit it.

(Have I crossed the line?  Am I being too dogged in my punning?  Am I coming across as a bitch?)

You had me rolling on the floor, laughing.

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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #106 on: June 25, 2007, 06:18:25 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 03:28:13 PM
too late.  i am now mortally offended, for at least three minutes (count 'em), and so shall NOT be snogging PMS Elle.  not for the next three minutes, anyway.

The three minutes are up!   :eyebrows:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #107 on: June 25, 2007, 06:21:30 AM »
tonguey one, or mouth closed?   :-* :-* :-*
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #108 on: June 25, 2007, 06:29:10 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 06:21:30 AM
tonguey one, or mouth closed?   :-* :-* :-*

Suprise me.
* PMS Elle closes her eyes and waits
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #109 on: June 25, 2007, 06:31:09 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 25, 2007, 06:29:10 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 06:21:30 AM
tonguey one, or mouth closed?   :-* :-* :-*

Suprise me.
* PMS Elle closes her eyes and waits

remember - you asked for this..
* Lucifer has a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a woman's tonsils! 

(or man.  or most invertebrates, really.  i drawn the line at dickflo, though).
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #110 on: June 25, 2007, 06:35:28 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 06:31:09 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 25, 2007, 06:29:10 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 06:21:30 AM
tonguey one, or mouth closed?   :-* :-* :-*

Suprise me.
* PMS Elle closes her eyes and waits

remember - you asked for this..
* Lucifer has a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a woman's tonsils! 

(or man.  or most invertebrates, really.  i drawn the line at dickflo, though).

A toungue like an electric eel?  Shocking in every sense of the word.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #111 on: June 25, 2007, 06:37:15 AM »
electrolysis from the inside, baby.   :eyebrows:
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #112 on: June 25, 2007, 06:56:58 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 06:37:15 AM
electrolysis from the inside, baby.   :eyebrows:

ECT.  You can cure MY crippling clinical depression ANY day, baby.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #113 on: June 25, 2007, 07:04:38 AM »
wah, thenk yew.   :-*

didn't you mean "every" day though?   :eyebrows:
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #114 on: June 25, 2007, 07:06:19 AM »
Actually, I did, yes.

Yes.

YES.

YES.

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #115 on: June 25, 2007, 07:09:23 AM »
i'll write you into my diary, then.  ;)

"Things To Do Today:

a.m. electrolyse PMS Elle, to within an inch of her follicles".

 :evillaugh:
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #116 on: June 25, 2007, 07:10:40 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 07:09:23 AM
i'll write you into my diary, then.  ;)

"Things To Do Today:

PMS Elle

fixed.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #117 on: June 25, 2007, 07:13:10 AM »
:rofl:

i LIKE it!  far more pithy.

 :plus:
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #118 on: December 13, 2011, 10:29:31 PM »
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #119 on: December 13, 2011, 11:08:39 PM »


I = drunk
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