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Offline Calandale

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #75 on: June 26, 2007, 09:49:23 PM »
Plus, sperm aren't actually necessary either.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #76 on: June 26, 2007, 10:07:09 PM »
It sure makes things easier though.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #77 on: June 27, 2007, 01:46:37 PM »
Plus, sperm aren't actually necessary either.

Maybe not, but Every Sperm is Sacred!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #78 on: June 28, 2007, 12:30:07 AM »
Plus, sperm aren't actually necessary either.

Maybe not, but Every Sperm is Sacred!

God's sperm especially so,
which is why one should
swallow and not spit out
the eucharist.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #79 on: June 28, 2007, 01:31:25 AM »
oh yuck - even men are better than turkey basters.  *shudder*

Actually one can wash and centrifuge the sperm, then insert it inside the uterus using a tiny tube attached to a syringe.  Much more efficient than a turkey baster.

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oh, now i feel SO much better.  thanks callaway...  looks like i've got a new hobby, then.  :GA: