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Offline Calandale

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #60 on: June 22, 2007, 10:09:16 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 22, 2007, 12:56:49 PM
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?

I would enjoy that conversation.
Certainly doesn't seem to have any
real effect on sex itself though, more
a matter of pure aesthetics.
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #61 on: June 22, 2007, 10:13:21 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 22, 2007, 12:56:49 PM
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?
well then id guess it hurt if i fucked you. im 8 inches  :)

btw how deep is a womans pussy? a few inches? someone told me more like 10 :eyelash:
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #62 on: June 22, 2007, 10:40:41 PM »
I don't know, but
banging into ovaries
seems to be unpleasant.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #63 on: June 23, 2007, 07:15:35 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 22, 2007, 12:56:49 PM
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?

Were we going to have this discussion before or after the charity wank?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #64 on: June 23, 2007, 07:16:24 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 23, 2007, 07:15:35 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 22, 2007, 12:56:49 PM
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?

Were we going to have this discussion before or after the charity wank?

oh, before during and after, i should think.   i mean, there's a lot of labia to discuss.  :eyebrows:
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #65 on: June 23, 2007, 07:29:58 AM »
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #66 on: June 23, 2007, 07:34:57 AM »
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 23, 2007, 07:29:58 AM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
Who the fuck are you calling FAIR???
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #67 on: June 23, 2007, 10:25:29 AM »
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 23, 2007, 07:29:58 AM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #68 on: June 23, 2007, 10:29:01 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 10:25:29 AM
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 23, 2007, 07:29:58 AM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!

 :green:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

Offline Calandale

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #69 on: June 23, 2007, 04:08:15 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 10:25:29 AM
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 23, 2007, 07:29:58 AM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!

Well, seeing as men are unnecessary....
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #70 on: June 23, 2007, 04:13:32 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 23, 2007, 04:08:15 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 10:25:29 AM
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 23, 2007, 07:29:58 AM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!

Well, seeing as men are unnecessary....

not at all.  i am by no means a separatist feminist.  far from it.  just that i like men to have some sort of something going for them.
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Offline Calandale

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #71 on: June 23, 2007, 04:14:35 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 04:13:32 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 23, 2007, 04:08:15 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 10:25:29 AM
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 23, 2007, 07:29:58 AM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!

Well, seeing as men are unnecessary....

not at all.  i am by no means a separatist feminist.  far from it.  just that i like men to have some sort of something going for them.

I meant for reproduction.
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #72 on: June 23, 2007, 04:16:04 PM »
oh yuck - even men are better than turkey basters.  *shudder*
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #73 on: June 23, 2007, 04:16:36 PM »
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 23, 2007, 07:29:58 AM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
The ratio is still 1:5 to 1 though.
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #74 on: June 26, 2007, 09:27:17 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 04:16:04 PM
oh yuck - even men are better than turkey basters.  *shudder*

Actually one can wash and centrifuge the sperm, then insert it inside the uterus using a tiny tube attached to a syringe.  Much more efficient than a turkey baster.

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