why do i like rubbing my

[Scrapheap]

This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I am the master of inferior technique.

I threw up after fucking a chic once. In the end, I hope it made her feel inferior.

[Calandale]

This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I am the master of inferior technique.

I threw up after fucking a chic once. In the end, I hope it made her feel inferior.

At least it was AFTER. I've known guys who puked ON gals.

[Lucifer]

This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I am the master of inferior technique.

i bet.

[richard]

richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

im a pokeman

[McGiver]

richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

im a pokeman

gonna catch em' all?

[El]

Where did you manage to find Blimpie brand condoms?

See, now I feel a little bit strange about the fact that I not only instantly recognized that they were Durex, but also, that they're the brand (or one of them) that they have for free in this gigantic condom candy dish in my school's health center.  It's like the time I told my entire Adolescent Psych class about said candy dish all over again.  (Which should have been more embarassing than it was; it was too funny to me for me to feel bad about.)

[Randy]

Carpet? cummed soaked one 

[vodz]

richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

im a pokeman

gonna catch em' all?

[Leto729]

richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 

I think he said that they are too tight for him.

Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. 

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.

This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.

[vodz]

richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 

I think he said that they are too tight for him.

Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. 

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.

This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.

...or is it the end that matters in technique?

[McGiver]

richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 

I think he said that they are too tight for him.

Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. 

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.

This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.

...or is it the end that matters in technique?

....or techniquies, in the end, that matters.

[El]

richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 

I think he said that they are too tight for him.

Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. 

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.

This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.

...or is it the end that matters in technique?

....or techniquies, in the end, that matters.

This is an endless debate, and it doesn't technically matter.

[Lucifer]

why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?

[McGiver]

why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?

i wouldn't mind if you compared nipples.

[Lucifer]

quel surpris  but nipples ain't on the menu, dear thing - it's labia or nothing.