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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #30 on: June 19, 2007, 07:05:36 PM »
it is? i got some disturbing pictures i can post,  :laugh:

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #31 on: June 19, 2007, 07:17:14 PM »
Where did you manage to find Blimpie brand condoms?
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #32 on: June 19, 2007, 07:21:47 PM »
i have no idea what you are asking me, but i do have a large peepee. i usually rock regular sized condoms, although they dont fit properly

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2007, 07:27:58 PM »
oh mcfaggot come here, and i'll fuck you two times!!



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Bah, well, it's been like a decade since I've seen that logo.
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #34 on: June 19, 2007, 07:54:14 PM »
oh mcfaggot come here, and i'll fuck you two times!!



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look, it's a dental dam for the selfloathin, black, homosexual male!
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #35 on: June 19, 2007, 10:41:29 PM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #36 on: June 19, 2007, 10:50:37 PM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.
Unless they are the flavored variety. (though they should still be unwrapped).
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #37 on: June 19, 2007, 10:51:27 PM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #38 on: June 19, 2007, 10:52:40 PM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2007, 10:57:58 PM »
I just want to say, "Fetch Fido!"

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #40 on: June 19, 2007, 11:02:12 PM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #41 on: June 19, 2007, 11:03:48 PM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #42 on: June 19, 2007, 11:06:45 PM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #43 on: June 19, 2007, 11:08:21 PM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

 :laugh:

 :plus:

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #44 on: June 19, 2007, 11:09:12 PM »
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I am the master of inferior technique.