The Chairman of The Dyslexic Society has received an OBE, he was heard muttering "I don't know why, I can't play the bloody thing"
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Quote from: vodzy on June 19, 2007, 11:06:45 PMThis is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?I am the master of inferior technique.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
Quote from: calandale on June 19, 2007, 11:09:12 PMQuote from: vodzy on June 19, 2007, 11:06:45 PMThis is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?I am the master of inferior technique.I threw up after fucking a chic once. In the end, I hope it made her feel inferior.
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
Quote from: Lucifer on June 19, 2007, 10:41:29 PMrichard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.im a pokeman
Where did you manage to find Blimpie brand condoms?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: richard on June 20, 2007, 12:15:46 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 19, 2007, 10:41:29 PMrichard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.im a pokeman gonna catch em' all?
Quote from: calandale on June 19, 2007, 11:03:48 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 11:02:12 PMQuote from: vodzy on June 19, 2007, 10:52:40 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 10:51:27 PMQuote from: Lucifer on June 19, 2007, 10:41:29 PMrichard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets. I think he said that they are too tight for him.Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?Of course. We sit around talkingabout how small we are all the time.Some of us even claim to be deep.This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
Quote from: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 11:02:12 PMQuote from: vodzy on June 19, 2007, 10:52:40 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 10:51:27 PMQuote from: Lucifer on June 19, 2007, 10:41:29 PMrichard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets. I think he said that they are too tight for him.Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?Of course. We sit around talkingabout how small we are all the time.Some of us even claim to be deep.
Quote from: vodzy on June 19, 2007, 10:52:40 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 10:51:27 PMQuote from: Lucifer on June 19, 2007, 10:41:29 PMrichard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets. I think he said that they are too tight for him.Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?
Quote from: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 10:51:27 PMQuote from: Lucifer on June 19, 2007, 10:41:29 PMrichard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets. I think he said that they are too tight for him.Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.
Quote from: Lucifer on June 19, 2007, 10:41:29 PMrichard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets. I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Quote from: vodzy on June 19, 2007, 11:06:45 PMQuote from: calandale on June 19, 2007, 11:03:48 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 11:02:12 PMQuote from: vodzy on June 19, 2007, 10:52:40 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 10:51:27 PMQuote from: Lucifer on June 19, 2007, 10:41:29 PMrichard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets. I think he said that they are too tight for him.Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?Of course. We sit around talkingabout how small we are all the time.Some of us even claim to be deep.This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.
Quote from: kevv729 on June 21, 2007, 06:44:54 AMQuote from: vodzy on June 19, 2007, 11:06:45 PMQuote from: calandale on June 19, 2007, 11:03:48 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 11:02:12 PMQuote from: vodzy on June 19, 2007, 10:52:40 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 10:51:27 PMQuote from: Lucifer on June 19, 2007, 10:41:29 PMrichard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets. I think he said that they are too tight for him.Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?Of course. We sit around talkingabout how small we are all the time.Some of us even claim to be deep.This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end....or is it the end that matters in technique?
Quote from: vodzy on June 22, 2007, 12:29:37 AMQuote from: kevv729 on June 21, 2007, 06:44:54 AMQuote from: vodzy on June 19, 2007, 11:06:45 PMQuote from: calandale on June 19, 2007, 11:03:48 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 11:02:12 PMQuote from: vodzy on June 19, 2007, 10:52:40 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 10:51:27 PMQuote from: Lucifer on June 19, 2007, 10:41:29 PMrichard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets. I think he said that they are too tight for him.Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?Of course. We sit around talkingabout how small we are all the time.Some of us even claim to be deep.This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end....or is it the end that matters in technique?....or techniquies, in the end, that matters.
why do men always go on about size? i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?