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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #45 on: June 19, 2007, 11:39:20 PM »
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I am the master of inferior technique.

I threw up after fucking a chic once. In the end, I hope it made her feel inferior.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #46 on: June 20, 2007, 12:09:21 AM »
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I am the master of inferior technique.

I threw up after fucking a chic once. In the end, I hope it made her feel inferior.

At least it was AFTER. I've known guys who puked ON gals.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #47 on: June 20, 2007, 12:10:15 AM »
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I am the master of inferior technique.

i bet.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #48 on: June 20, 2007, 12:15:46 AM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.
im a pokeman :laugh:

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #49 on: June 20, 2007, 07:55:53 AM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.
im a pokeman :laugh:
gonna catch em' all?
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2007, 08:16:22 AM »
Where did you manage to find Blimpie brand condoms?

See, now I feel a little bit strange about the fact that I not only instantly recognized that they were Durex, but also, that they're the brand (or one of them) that they have for free in this gigantic condom candy dish in my school's health center.  It's like the time I told my entire Adolescent Psych class about said candy dish all over again.  (Which should have been more embarassing than it was; it was too funny to me for me to feel bad about.)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #51 on: June 20, 2007, 09:08:19 AM »
Carpet? cummed soaked one  :laugh:
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #52 on: June 21, 2007, 06:13:48 AM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.
im a pokeman :laugh:
gonna catch em' all?
:LMAO:
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #53 on: June 21, 2007, 06:44:54 AM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #54 on: June 22, 2007, 12:29:37 AM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.
...or is it the end that matters in technique?
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #55 on: June 22, 2007, 06:46:18 AM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.
...or is it the end that matters in technique?
....or techniquies, in the end, that matters.
Misunderstood.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #56 on: June 22, 2007, 07:41:42 AM »
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.
...or is it the end that matters in technique?
....or techniquies, in the end, that matters.
This is an endless debate, and it doesn't technically matter.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #57 on: June 22, 2007, 12:56:49 PM »
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #58 on: June 22, 2007, 01:55:50 PM »
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?
i wouldn't mind if you compared nipples.
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #59 on: June 22, 2007, 01:57:48 PM »
quel surpris  but nipples ain't on the menu, dear thing - it's labia or nothing.  :P